# Newest Star Wars movie title- maybe **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 24, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-star-wars-movie-title-maybe/236147 "2004-03-24T16:24:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-star-wars-movie-title-maybe/236147/41 "2004-03-25T23:44:50Z")
here’s a title you will love: **Star Wars III: The Hundred Deaths of Jar Jar Blinks** ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-star-wars-movie-title-maybe/236147/42 "2004-03-26T00:33:50Z")
Episode III: Harry v. Anakin ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-star-wars-movie-title-maybe/236147/43 "2004-03-26T03:41:46Z")
> [@TOTBP](#): > > What about **Episode III - Faster Anakin! Kill! Kill!** _Episode III: Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra-Gungans_. I can actually picture Christian Haydenson declaring “You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!” ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-star-wars-movie-title-maybe/236147/44 "2004-03-26T06:34:00Z")
_Episode III: Episode III_ ---
**Author:** ![CaptGarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CaptGarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptGarf)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-star-wars-movie-title-maybe/236147/45 "2004-03-27T05:25:17Z")
Seriously tho why not: **Episode III: Fall of the Jedi** or **Episode III: Death of the Jedi** ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-star-wars-movie-title-maybe/236147/46 "2004-03-27T05:39:58Z")
From “Attack of the terror droids”: “You are either with us or the dark side!” (ok, tasteless) ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-star-wars-movie-title-maybe/236147/47 "2004-03-27T05:46:58Z")
> [@CaptGarf](#): > > Seriously tho why not: > > **Episode III: Fall of the Jedi** > or > **Episode III: Death of the Jedi** But those would be plot spoilers! ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecccb3/32.png) [@Evil\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Death)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-star-wars-movie-title-maybe/236147/48 "2004-03-27T12:05:41Z")
Since we all know Star Wars is homophobic propaganda anyway, how about _Episode III: Gay Marriage Legalised_? ---
**Author:** ![CaptGarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CaptGarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptGarf)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-star-wars-movie-title-maybe/236147/49 "2004-03-29T01:28:52Z")
> [@ITR champion](#): > > But those would be plot spoilers! Like **Return of the Jedi**? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-star-wars-movie-title-maybe/236147/50 "2004-03-29T01:38:31Z")
**Star Wars Episode III: This is not the sequel you are looking for** ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-star-wars-movie-title-maybe/236147/51 "2004-03-29T01:52:10Z")
This idea for a title is a little personal to actually work but here goes… Episode III: drm didn’t really even like the other five but we will still get him to be one of the first to fork over 13.95. As for the title they came up with? I could care less. I have never been a star wars fan as the whole skywaker family annoys me to no end. I will see this one opening day because of Natalie Portman and no other reason but I that’s enough. ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-star-wars-movie-title-maybe/236147/52 "2004-03-29T02:06:16Z")
> [@RogueRacer](#): > > It’s going to be interesting when episodes IV - VI come out on DVD this year.( … )They have Lucas directing. [Empire Strikes Back](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080684/) and [Jedi](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086190/) were outsourced, thank God. > [@RogueRacer](#): > > The things that bugged me about episode I were Jar Jar and the overuse (or bad use) of CGI. Both were well toned down in episode II. Thank God, redux ---
**Author:** ![SuperNova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SuperNova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNova)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-star-wars-movie-title-maybe/236147/53 "2004-03-29T05:23:47Z")
I know this has turned into essentially a joke thread, but I’ve heard that “The Creeping Fear” on Ain’t It Cool News is no more than an April Fool’s day joke. It’s supposedly a nod to an old Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing movie called “The Creeping Flesh.” ---
**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-star-wars-movie-title-maybe/236147/54 "2004-03-29T05:59:02Z")
> [@](#): > > Empire Strikes Back and Jedi were outsourced, thank God. Seeing as how ANH was vastly better than RotJ, I don’t see why you’d thank God for that. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-star-wars-movie-title-maybe/236147/55 "2004-03-29T07:35:42Z")
> [@Annie](#): > > [Empire Strikes Back](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080684/) and [Jedi](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086190/) were outsourced, thank God. Yeah, but given how Lucas specifically picked Richard Marquand because Marquand was much easier for Lucas to push around, you might as well say that _RotJ_ was Lucas’s “in-house” job as well. Heck, Lucas did most of the post-production and editiong on _RotJ_ anyway, and Marquand readily admits his role was nothing more than to do whatever Lucas wanted, without question. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-star-wars-movie-title-maybe/236147.md?page=2)