# News: Guy has sex with McChicken sandwich. How much would I have to pay you to have sex with one? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 29, 2016, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393 "2016-08-29T13:53:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/1 "2016-08-29T13:53:44Z")
Sex with a McChicken sandwich, that is…not the guy. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/2 "2016-08-29T13:56:42Z")
Was his name Portnoy? ---
**Author:** ![PrimalEnvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/85f322/32.png) [@PrimalEnvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PrimalEnvy)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/3 "2016-08-29T14:00:12Z")
Well, how much does a McChicken cost? ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/4 "2016-08-29T14:07:13Z")
I’ll need more details on the specific sex act required. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/5 "2016-08-29T14:10:26Z")
The question should have been how much would it take to get you to eat it? Steve O excluded. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/6 "2016-08-29T14:34:17Z")
With or without a rubber? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/7 "2016-08-29T14:35:51Z")
With or without mayo? Because chafing. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/8 "2016-08-29T14:49:15Z")
Does oral sex count? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/9 "2016-08-29T15:02:44Z")
The payment scheme seems really unfair to Iranians. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/10 "2016-08-29T15:05:59Z")
It’s odd but not harmful. Not something I would think of doing but if you are paying me? I would have to fantasize about Wendy when I did it though. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/11 "2016-08-29T15:22:49Z")
I am unable to imagine exactly HOW one has sex with a chicken sandwich. I am unwilling to continue to try to imagine how. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/12 "2016-08-29T15:36:29Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > It’s odd but not harmful. Not something I would think of doing but if you are paying me? I would have to fantasize about Wendy when I did it though. This. ---
**Author:** ![Me\_Billy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e480ec/32.png) [@Me\_Billy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Me_Billy)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/13 "2016-08-29T15:48:56Z")
Sounds like a fun money making opportunity to me, being as I like sex at any time! So just $5 and a free sandwich would do. Would you want to watch? I am a bit shy with these things, so the price might be a bit higher for that. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/14 "2016-08-29T16:35:20Z")
I’d have to be sure the sandwich fully consented, otherwise it would be creepy. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/15 "2016-08-29T16:37:41Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > It’s odd but not harmful. Not something I would think of doing but if you are paying me? I would have to fantasize about Wendy when I did it though. For me it is that Burger King “guy”… No I am NOT gay. That guy is a gal! That’s what makes her/him creepy. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/16 "2016-08-29T16:38:07Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > I am unwilling to continue to try to imagine how. Have you ever seen a hot dog in a bun? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/17 "2016-08-29T16:39:31Z")
As long as you don’t use ketchup as a lubricant… because thats just not done… ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/18 "2016-08-29T17:14:10Z")
Is there bacon on this sandwich? ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/19 "2016-08-29T17:18:20Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > I am unable to imagine exactly HOW one has sex with a chicken sandwich. You can’t. To have sex, the recipient has to be a living being. At best, you’re masturbating with a chicken sandwich. Doesn’t make as snappy a headline though. ---
**Author:** ![dracoi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@dracoi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dracoi)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/20 "2016-08-29T17:19:44Z")
Why do the options start at 500 and go up in to the millions? Chicken sandwiches hold no particular appeal, but the poll options seem more like you’re asking people to smear dog poop all over themselves. Or you were thinking currency from Zimbabwe? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393.md?page=2)