# News: Guy has sex with McChicken sandwich. How much would I have to pay you to have sex with one? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 29, 2016, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393 "2016-08-29T13:53:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/21 "2016-08-29T17:22:44Z")
Since when do guys need to be paid to put their penises in weird places (that won’t injure them)? I’m a lady so I don’t see it happening. But for a half a million I’ll give it a try. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/22 "2016-08-29T17:35:37Z")
Is it a regular McChicken sandwich or a spicy McChicken? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/23 "2016-08-29T17:54:29Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Is it a regular McChicken sandwich or a spicy McChicken? It’s a regular McChicken until you’re alone and the wrapper comes off. Then it’s a very spicy McChicken, although the next day it pretends not to know you. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/24 "2016-08-29T18:01:45Z")
> [@Dr.Drake](#): > > It’s a regular McChicken until you’re alone and the wrapper comes off. Then it’s a very spicy McChicken, although the next day it pretends not to know you. Yeah, until your anus tells all the next day… ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/25 "2016-08-29T18:09:25Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > It’s odd but not harmful. Not something I would think of doing but if you are paying me? I would have to fantasize about Wendy when I did it though. It’s **Mc** Chicken. So you’d have to fantasize about the HamBurglar. (Thinking about Ronald is just too awful to contemplate.) As for me, I’d need more details. But probably better that than liver. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/26 "2016-08-29T18:15:06Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Is it a regular McChicken sandwich or a spicy McChicken? Asking the important questions. If it’s a spicy then I’m going to eat half of it first because I am not wasting an entire spicy chicken sandwich. Also why didn’t **Idle** link to the video? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/27 "2016-08-29T18:25:39Z")
Keep on fucking that McChicken. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/28 "2016-08-29T18:31:09Z")
That is breast meat, right? ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/29 "2016-08-29T18:32:51Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > It’s odd but not harmful. Not something I would think of doing but if you are paying me? I would have to fantasize about Wendy when I did it though. > [@JKellyMap](#): > > This. > [@billfish678](#): > > For me it is that Burger King “guy”… > > No I am NOT gay. That guy is a gal! That’s what makes her/him creepy. I assume you guys have never seen Carl’s Jr./Hardees commercials. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/30 "2016-08-29T18:39:58Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > I assume you guys have never seen Carl’s Jr./Hardees commercials. I’ll be in my bunk (aka rubber room) for a bit! PS. Those spicy McGyver/Chicken sandwiches rock. The price is hard to beat and more importantly, its a “spicy” fast food item that is actually somewhat fucking spicy…not like some lame assed “ghost pepper” shit where somebody waved a limp assed jalapeno over the item before they handed it out the window… Not saying it is actually hot…just saying you can tell it actually has some “spice” to it. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/31 "2016-08-29T18:53:21Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > Since when do guys need to be paid to put their penises in weird places (that won’t injure them)? > > I’m a lady so I don’t see it happening. But for a half a million I’ll give it a try. Just cover it with the flag and give it one for Old Glory. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/32 "2016-08-29T19:16:18Z")
Not interested in getting crumbs in certain parts, but I’ll do oral on that thing. ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/33 "2016-08-29T19:32:29Z")
- Do I have to buy it dinner first? - I do like a nice pair of buns. - I’ll bring the “Special Sauce”, IYKWIM. - What about a threesome with an order of fries? Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/34 "2016-08-29T22:37:45Z")
Is it a hot or a cold McChicken? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/35 "2016-08-29T22:41:40Z")
I misread the title, I thought it was about having sex with _you_. You’re going to have to start another poll (include photo). ---
**Author:** ![DoggyDunnit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@DoggyDunnit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoggyDunnit)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/36 "2016-08-29T23:20:17Z")
I’d do it, then eat the sandwich afterwards. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/37 "2016-08-29T23:33:22Z")
How are you supposed to get the chickens to hold still? I don’t care if they are Irish or not as long as [they are good looking like these chicks](https://www.google.com/search?q=fancy+chicken+photos&oq=fancy+chicken+photos&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l2.3909j0j9&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8). ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/38 "2016-08-30T03:43:05Z")
I guess he took the “I’m Lovin’ It” slogan a little too seriously. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/39 "2016-08-30T04:04:50Z")
Like most of us haven’t done worse for free. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/40 "2016-08-30T04:46:34Z")
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