# News: Guy has sex with McChicken sandwich. How much would I have to pay you to have sex with one? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 29, 2016, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393 "2016-08-29T13:53:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/41 "2016-08-30T05:02:23Z")
_in a bar 20 years from now_ “…but you fuck one sandwich!” ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/42 "2016-08-30T15:57:06Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Is the OP, **Idle Thoughts** , laying (heh) out the cash? Because you’ve already welched on your “30-Day Song Challenge.” No, I haven’t. I just haven’t had the extra money yet. I will by November. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/43 "2016-09-01T01:57:50Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > I guess he took the “I’m Lovin’ It” slogan a little too seriously. Ha! ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/44 "2016-09-01T11:17:38Z")
Late to the party and all the good lines have been done. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/45 "2016-09-01T13:30:42Z")
Shouldn’t this be in Cafe Society, the place for food lovers? ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/46 "2016-09-01T19:05:53Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Shouldn’t this be in Cafe Society, the place for food lovers? When a Daddy love food very much … ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/47 "2016-09-02T00:39:06Z")
> [@Voyager](#): > > When a Daddy love food very much … How is McNugget formed? ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/48 "2016-09-02T02:35:30Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > I’ll need more details on the specific sex act required. Hands around McNeck, cutting off McAirflow. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/49 "2016-09-02T03:31:55Z")
A McChicken sandwich doesn’t sound very appealing to me. Aren’t they kind of crispy and crunchy? I’d think you’d run the risk of lacerating your sensitive bits. Now, if you were to ask about an Arby’s roast beef… ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/50 "2016-09-02T11:11:57Z")
> [@Bayard](#): > > A McChicken sandwich doesn’t sound very appealing to me. Aren’t they kind of crispy and crunchy? I’d think you’d run the risk of lacerating your sensitive bits. Now, if you were to ask about an Arby’s roast beef… I’ll be in my bunk. With a bottle of Worcestershire sauce. And some paper towels. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/51 "2016-09-02T11:32:35Z")
> [@Voyager](#): > > When a Daddy love food very much … Daddy get a big belly… ---
**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/52 "2016-09-02T12:25:45Z")
What option should I choose if I would take less than $500? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/53 "2016-09-02T13:13:32Z")
> [@Bayard](#): > > A McChicken sandwich doesn’t sound very appealing to me. Aren’t they kind of crispy and crunchy? I’d think you’d run the risk of lacerating your sensitive bits. Now, if you were to ask about an Arby’s roast beef… I always giggle when Arby’s TV commercials end with “We have the meat.” ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/54 "2016-09-02T14:06:19Z")
Well, Warren Zevon did tell us to enjoy every sandwich. I’m not sure that’s what he meant though. > [@Marine\_One](#): > > - Do I have to buy it dinner first? Yes, but you can get it for chicken feed. ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2016, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/55 "2016-09-04T22:26:55Z")
Would it have to be recorded? how many people would see. While I have no inclination to self fornicate with a chicken sandwich, I don’t think it would be too terribly hard or unpleasant to do so. Just I really don’t want anyone else looking at me while I fap fap fap. If it’s on the honor system, a hundred bucks would more than suffice, you could probably talk me down to 50 or so. If it’s visual proof required (beyond just an examination of the befouled fowl sandwich afterwards) the price goes up exponentially. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2016, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/56 "2016-09-05T22:49:32Z")
Yech. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/57 "2016-09-06T03:47:38Z")
> [@TBG](#): > > If it’s visual proof required (beyond just an examination of the befouled fowl sandwich afterwards) Befowled? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/58 "2016-09-06T04:24:33Z")
$1.33 and not one penny less! ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/59 "2016-09-06T17:59:38Z")
> [@Mighty\_Girl](#): > > Befowled? Defowlered ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393/60 "2016-09-06T22:21:28Z")
> [@Mighty\_Girl](#): > > Befowled? I’m thinking the sandwich would be befouled, and I’d be the one being befowled. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-guy-has-sex-with-mcchicken-sandwich-how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to-have-sex-with-one/764393.md?page=4)