# News reports say they found porn in Bin Laden's hideout. What titles did he have? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818 "2011-05-13T19:44:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/1 "2011-05-13T19:44:35Z")
_Debbie Does Damascus_ _Suicide Boner_ What else? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/2 "2011-05-13T19:49:39Z")
Al Tied Her 72 Hos Eat Shi’ite Piece Be Upon You ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/3 "2011-05-13T19:56:38Z")
_Bamyan Bukkake Bash #3_ _Burka Bondage Babes_ _Taliban Titties_ ---
**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/4 "2011-05-13T20:03:46Z")
71 Virgins & 1 Broke UNLV Coed? ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/5 "2011-05-13T20:17:43Z")
A real one: _A Thousand and One Erotic Nights_, with Annette Haven as Scheherazade and John Leslie as the Sultan. ---
**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/6 "2011-05-13T20:21:23Z")
_Pack His Can_ (you know he went for guy-on-guy stuff!) ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/7 "2011-05-13T20:23:46Z")
Osama Been Laid (homemade stuff) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Johnny\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Angel)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/8 "2011-05-13T20:29:39Z")
Release the porn already, Obama! ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/9 "2011-05-13T20:30:41Z")
The Naughty Saudis A Poonanie Packed By Packistanis The Sexawar in Peshawar The Men Who Do More Than Stare At Goats Harem (OK, he got that one by accident, it was the Natasha Kinski one and no one got undressed or even did anything exciting.) ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/10 "2011-05-13T20:31:27Z")
_Taliban Girls Gone Wild_, which is badly edited tape of women in Afghanistan pulling up their burkhas to reveal an ankle in return for cheap beads. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/11 "2011-05-13T20:39:57Z")
_Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?_ had to be in there. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/12 "2011-05-13T20:48:27Z")
[Buzkashi](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzkashi) Bukakke ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/13 "2011-05-13T20:52:48Z")
_Hot Pakistani Military Academy Recruits_. And for a light comedy touch, Lou Costello in _Hey, Abbottabad!_. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/14 "2011-05-13T20:54:29Z")
I dream of Goatsie. My little pony. ---
**Author:** ![Cell\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@Cell\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cell_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/15 "2011-05-13T20:57:43Z")
_Deep Goat_. I hope no sheep were harmed in the making of those videos. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/16 "2011-05-13T21:09:10Z")
_Faces of Young Women_ _Ankles!_ _American Wives Make Your Breakfast_ ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/17 "2011-05-13T21:14:05Z")
You’re An Evening Gown Away From Nude, Ahmadinejad Away From Buck Naked Behind The Green Niqab Allah Told Me Not To Come ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/18 "2011-05-13T21:14:21Z")
> [@Johnny\_Angel](#): > > Release the porn already, Obama! There’s got to be a pussyfootin’ joke in there somewhere. Anyway my contributions to this thread: _Abbottabootie One Night in Lahore_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/19 "2011-05-13T21:34:01Z")
_The Happy Hookah_ ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/20 "2011-05-13T21:39:09Z")
_Ali Booby and the Forty Tramps_ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818.md?page=2)