# News reports say they found porn in Bin Laden's hideout. What titles did he have? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818 "2011-05-13T19:44:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/21 "2011-05-13T21:41:27Z")
_The Infidel in Miss Jones_ ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/22 "2011-05-13T21:58:28Z")
_Twin Showers_ ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/23 "2011-05-13T22:06:13Z")
Tie me up, Blow me down. Al-jizzera ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/24 "2011-05-13T22:31:05Z")
Lawrence of My Labia ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/25 "2011-05-13T22:44:08Z")
When Harry Met Sallah ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/26 "2011-05-13T23:36:44Z")
Lots of good ones in this [Fark](http://www.fark.com/comments/6199483/Large-stash-of-porn-found-in-Bin-Ladens-compoundcause-you-know-being-isolated-from-goats-for-so-long-had-to-be-tough-on-poor-guy) thread. Some of my favorites from the thread: Turban Cowboys Suspicious Packages Outfidels Brokeback Mecca Infidelicious Blow This Up Jihad Me at Hello ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/27 "2011-05-13T23:46:06Z")
Burkha Nights ---
**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/28 "2011-05-13T23:50:44Z")
In every story I have read/heard about this today (at least 3, including 1 just now on NBC Nightly News) they have taken great pains to point out that porn was indeed found in the compound, but that they can’t be sure that it was ever actually “enjoyed” by Osama Bin Laden, as it might have belonged to somebody else who was living in the compound. (something every 14 year-old boy with a nosy mother could fully get behind) It would be a shame if people remembered Bin Laden as some sort of a sicko pervert and pornography consumer, when all the poor guy ever did was to orchestrate the slaughter of thousands of innocent men, women and children… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/29 "2011-05-13T23:52:14Z")
_The Erotic Jihad:_ When these guys bang you, you STAY banged. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/30 "2011-05-14T00:20:54Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > There’s got to be a pussyfootin’ joke in there somewhere. Don’t you mean a pussyfoot fetish? The following linked picture is NSFW, maybe. Hell, it’s just wrong.[pussyfoot](http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/resources/2007/06/vaginafoot.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/31 "2011-05-14T00:36:01Z")
Meccadilloes Salaam I Like Cum ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/32 "2011-05-14T01:07:39Z")
_The Dervish and Miss Jones_ ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/33 "2011-05-14T01:16:45Z")
Bare Burka Hide in My Cave ---
**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/34 "2011-05-14T01:18:59Z")
I was thinking something a little more culturally relevant. Bacha Bazi (boy play). Frontline: [The Dancing Boys of Afghanistan](http://video.pbs.org/video/1474778660/). ---
**Author:** ![Marconi\_N.Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Marconi\_N.Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marconi_N.Cheese)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/35 "2011-05-14T01:48:50Z")
_Camel Toes! Collector’s Edition_ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/36 "2011-05-14T01:49:02Z")
Pakistan Shenanigans ---
**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/37 "2011-05-14T02:12:50Z")
_ **69/11/2001** _ ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/38 "2011-05-14T02:18:07Z")
Jihad Hotties, Vol. 6 Debbie Does Dadu ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/39 "2011-05-14T02:54:50Z")
**Jizz Jihad** **Aladdin her Magic Carpet** ---
**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/40 "2011-05-14T03:34:14Z")
> [@Stephe96](#): > > _ **69/11/2001** _ So wrong it’s full of win. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818.md?page=3)