# News reports say they found porn in Bin Laden's hideout. What titles did he have?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 13, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818 "2011-05-13T19:44:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/41 "2011-05-14T04:08:02Z")

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_Pound That Djibouti_

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**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/42 "2011-05-14T04:30:18Z")

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_About to be bad in Abbotabad_

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/43 "2011-05-14T04:34:07Z")

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Anal, by Allah!  
Juggs-had!  
Al-Jizz-Her-a  
Begin the Burkha Bukkake

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/44 "2011-05-14T04:53:40Z")

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101 Camel Delights

Naughty Lace Burkas

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/45 "2011-05-14T05:41:09Z")

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**United** (sixty)_ **93** _(some)

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/46 "2011-05-14T21:50:07Z")

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Do Bi in Dubai

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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/47 "2011-05-14T22:51:19Z")

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Jihard

Suspicious Package

Weapons of Ass Destruction

Talibang

Fatwat

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/48 "2011-05-14T23:01:55Z")

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_Ass Jihad_

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/49 "2011-05-15T02:14:07Z")

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Sheik Your Tali-bon-bon

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**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/50 "2011-05-15T02:35:34Z")

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2 Girls, 1 Burqa

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**Author:** ![Bakhesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Bakhesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bakhesh)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/51 "2011-05-16T15:27:16Z")

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Islamabadgirls

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/52 "2011-05-16T15:29:16Z")

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One homemade entry: Osama bin Hardon.

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**Author:** ![Gymnopithys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@Gymnopithys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gymnopithys)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/53 "2011-05-16T17:35:41Z")

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\*Naked niqab nannies

What’s under the potato sack ?\*

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/54 "2011-05-17T02:28:20Z")

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_Ships of the desert_-full of Al Qaida semen.

_Obama, Sin Laden_

_International Monetary Fun_

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/55 "2011-05-17T02:45:12Z")

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Ti’ight Shi’ite Bi’itches

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**Author:** ![Double\_Foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Double\_Foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Double_Foolscap)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/56 "2011-05-17T10:56:41Z")

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_Salaam Like it Hot_  
_Quran Black_ (for the hentai fans)  
_Death to the Breast_

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/57 "2011-05-17T12:45:40Z")

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[The Daily Show’s take.](http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-may-16-2011/daily-show--whackistan)

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/58 "2011-05-17T16:20:49Z")

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Jihotties

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/59 "2011-05-17T17:29:41Z")

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Girls Gone Veilless!, Vols. 1 and 3-5

(Richard Reid borrowed Vol 2 and never returned it.)

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-reports-say-they-found-porn-in-bin-ladens-hideout-what-titles-did-he-have/581818/60 "2011-05-17T18:43:33Z")

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Debbie Does Dubai

**M** uslims **ILF**

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