# Newsflash! Britney ain't a virgin! Also, hot oil can burn you! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 9, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149 "2003-07-09T02:30:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/1 "2003-07-09T02:30:50Z")
[http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030708/en\_nm/people\_spears\_dc\_4](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030708/en_nm/people_spears_dc_4) Yeah. Thats worthy of front page news. > [@](#): > > Girl said she would remain a virgin until she married! She didn’t! OMFG!!! Maybe I’m just bitter… I dunno. ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/2 "2003-07-09T02:34:18Z")
BTW - Just before anyone shits on me, _I MADE UP THE QUOTE. IT’S A SUMMARY OF WHAT THE ARTICLE IS TRYING TO SAY_. ---
**Author:** ![Nanoda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Nanoda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanoda)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/3 "2003-07-09T02:36:34Z")
Hmm. Britney. With hot oil. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/4 "2003-07-09T02:39:32Z")
Promises are made to be broken, eh? What a joke…I (sort of) appreciated her effort to promote the concept of saving yourself for marriage, but her actions/clothing/nudity/tattoos/nipple-piercing(rumored) convinced me that this is NOT someone I would want my teenage daughter to admire. Thank God I have boys. I (almost) feel sorry for BS, as to the media spotlight. But not quite. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/5 "2003-07-09T02:54:08Z")
Oh, _please_. What else were we supposed to believe that Justin Timberlake might be useful for?! ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/6 "2003-07-09T03:13:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blonde \* > \*\*Promises are made to be broken, eh? > What a joke…I (sort of) appreciated her effort to promote the concept of saving yourself for marriage, but her actions/clothing/nudity/tattoos/nipple-piercing(rumored) convinced me that this is NOT someone I would want my teenage daughter to admire. > Thank God I have boys. > I (almost) feel sorry for BS, as to the media spotlight. But not quite. \*\* If your teenage boys are anything like teenage boys, they DO admire her…😃 ---
**Author:** ![hyacinth690](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e79b87/32.png) [@hyacinth690](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyacinth690)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/7 "2003-07-09T03:15:53Z")
Like Madonna, she wasn’t even born a virgin. Really, it irritates me, because I _did_ decide to not have sex until marriage, but with all the emphasis on sex in the media people are starting to think it’s a silly and useless decision. Not even my mother believed me, at first. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/8 "2003-07-09T03:40:34Z")
If she mad him wait two years no wonder he dumped her. I wonder what her definition of “sex” is, btw. (Also, wasn’t Fred Durst going around saying he banged her? Was he lying?) ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/9 "2003-07-09T04:02:41Z")
I think the nipple piercing\* rumour and the Fred Durst rumour both belong to Christina (although Fred has publicly admitted to lusting after Brit). Geez, get with the times, you buncha fogies. 😉 \*Among other piercing rumours, of course. Notoriously reliable rumourmonger Popbitch refers to Xtina as “Clitring”. ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/10 "2003-07-09T04:16:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > Oh, _please_. What else were we supposed to believe that Justin Timberlake might be useful for?! Come on **Matt** , don’t be jealous now. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/11 "2003-07-09T04:21:26Z")
And now she’s taking time off to learn how to “be self loving”. All that time being a virgin, you’d think she’d have figured out how to do that already :D. ---
**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/12 "2003-07-09T04:35:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diogenes the Cynic \* > \*\*If she mad him wait two years no wonder he dumped her. Imagine the sweet satisfaction of going out with a prudish “wait until marriage” type, getting her into bed in spite of her beliefs, and then dumping her once you got what you wanted from her. I’d wait two years for that. ---
**Author:** ![SnoopyFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@SnoopyFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnoopyFan)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/13 "2003-07-09T04:53:33Z")
Britney, thinking: “Gee. My new album isn’t doing so well. I’d better do something to get their attention.” Hey America, guess what?! I do it now! A lot!!! (Yeah, Britney. That oughta work.) Maybe she’ll go back to the bayou now, get married and pop out a few puppies. ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/14 "2003-07-09T05:17:07Z")
The question is, did Jenna ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/15 "2003-07-09T05:31:48Z")
Next stop: Porn! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/16 "2003-07-09T05:33:42Z")
[Damn you, **bernse**.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=196293) ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/17 "2003-07-09T06:20:19Z")
I was wondering when **Michael Ellis** would find his way in here. Happens to the best of us, my friend. Is Britney trying to tell young girls that they might make the same mistake? I honestly don’t understand why she’s admitting this. Any publicity is good, I guess? ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/18 "2003-07-09T06:51:12Z")
[http://www.lostbrain.com/justin/](http://www.lostbrain.com/justin/) Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/19 "2003-07-09T06:54:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*Oh, _please_. What else were we supposed to believe that Justin Timberlake might be useful for?! \*\* To turn Britney on as the Backstreet Boys made Justin their bitch. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149/20 "2003-07-09T07:07:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by betenoir \* > \*\*And now she’s taking time off to learn how to “be self loving”. > \*\* Translation : “I’m going to read the Operator Manual that came with this new vibrator I just bought” 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-britney-aint-a-virgin-also-hot-oil-can-burn-you/187149.md?page=2)