# (Newsflash!) Everything on the Taco Bell menu is the same damn thing!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 11, 2001, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-everything-on-the-taco-bell-menu-is-the-same-damn-thing/86731 "2001-10-11T03:54:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-everything-on-the-taco-bell-menu-is-the-same-damn-thing/86731/21 "2001-10-12T01:21:37Z")

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I never noticed any difference between the **Chicken Soft Taco, Chicken Chalupa,** and the **Chicken Gordita** except the paper they wrap them in, the price and maybe slight differences in the shells.

I have always enjoyed eating at Taco Bell. They seem to be one of the better fast food places to eat (compared to McDonnalds). Taco Bell is at least healthier than McDonnalds grease and fat feast.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-everything-on-the-taco-bell-menu-is-the-same-damn-thing/86731/22 "2001-10-12T01:59:52Z")

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I will also agree on the opinion that Taco Bell is the best fast-food. I usually just get a couple of Burrito Supremes, but I had a gordita (or was it a chalupa?) once, and it was good, so I think I’ll start branching out into new food combos.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-everything-on-the-taco-bell-menu-is-the-same-damn-thing/86731/23 "2001-10-12T02:19:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tommy the Cat \*  
> \*\*Heading out the door now. Can I get y’all anything. I’m a sucker for the 7-Layer Burrito, myself. \*\*

Mmmmm… :drool: Me too! No guacamole or tomato, extra sour cream.

The bastards in my town don’t have green chili though because “Not enough people request it”.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newsflash-everything-on-the-taco-bell-menu-is-the-same-damn-thing/86731/24 "2001-10-12T03:22:06Z")

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The Ryskid loves Taco Bell. I despise it.

He gets to go to TB for an extra special treat or as a reward for something particularly outstanding.

I won’t eat that crap. Besides resembling puppy poop, they put _cilantro_ in most of their imitation food plops. Cilantro is the most vile, foulest herb ever. I hear it’s harvested from the soles of a lumberjack’s week-old sweat socks.

Oh god yuck ish.

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