# Newt Gingrich takes his fourth ‘no-adultery pledge’. Newt, head for the Pit. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 13, 2011, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newt-gingrich-takes-his-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-newt-head-for-the-pit/605982 "2011-12-13T02:58:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newt-gingrich-takes-his-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-newt-head-for-the-pit/605982/61 "2011-12-16T13:59:51Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > They’ll pay some poor **white** gal to come forward and claim that Barack fathered her child. That way they appeal to _all sorts_ of bigots, idiots, morons and suckers (ie most Republicans.) Good call. I’m tempted to bookmark this post just for the predictive value. Did you hear that Obama fathered not just one, but \*two \*black babies? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newt-gingrich-takes-his-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-newt-head-for-the-pit/605982/62 "2011-12-16T14:15:51Z")
> [@Lightnin](#): > > Good call. I’m tempted to bookmark this post just for the predictive value. > > Did you hear that Obama fathered not just one, but \*two \*black babies? And he quit his last job and now gets money from the government. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newt-gingrich-takes-his-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-newt-head-for-the-pit/605982/63 "2011-12-16T14:19:45Z")
And lives in public housing. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newt-gingrich-takes-his-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-newt-head-for-the-pit/605982/64 "2011-12-19T21:16:33Z")
> [@R.P.McMurphy](#): > > I can’t stand this pompous asshole. Yet somehow, he’s becoming the darling of the “family values” sanctimonious, ditto-head, hypocritical shit-brains who vote Republican and seem to run the party. … I can’t stand the hypocritical son of a bitch. I’d sooner vote for Alfred E. Newman or Fritz The Cat. Values? Values my ass. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newt-gingrich-takes-his-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-newt-head-for-the-pit/605982/65 "2011-12-21T21:04:03Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > I’d sooner vote for … Fritz The Cat. I’ve campaigned all up and down this great country of ours. I’ve debated many a good man, and I’ve laid many a good woman. And if there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s.. it’s… it’s you get over here and you get down there like that an then you blondie… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newt-gingrich-takes-his-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-newt-head-for-the-pit/605982/66 "2011-12-23T07:30:43Z")
Is that stupid looking plastic helmet that Callista wears something from Fritz the Cat? I don’t remember Alfred E. Newman ever looking so contrived. He wasn’t “worried” about his missing tooth. That Callista bitch is a piece of work. One of the great things about passion is to be able to fuck in the shower, the tub or wherever. It’s not difficult to imagine Callista saying, “Newt, while you try to find your soft, tiny dick I’m going to put on a shower cap (or remove this plastic helmet) and then we can pretend to get it on. Just don’t muss my makeup.” I’ve lived long enough to know that a bitch like her is trouble. Anyone that would fall for that contrived piece of shit is a total loser. I have, and want, a woman that can wake up in the morning, give me a smile, toss her hair, put on a tee-shirt and jeans, get the coffee ready and still provoke total lust in my body and heart. That woman is nothing like Callista. Callista is disgusting, as is Newt. ---
**Author:** ![BomTek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bomtek/32/21364_2.png) [@BomTek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BomTek)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newt-gingrich-takes-his-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-newt-head-for-the-pit/605982/67 "2011-12-23T08:59:39Z")
> [@Abe\_Babe](#): > > A .500 batting average would make Newt an all-star baseball player. Not after 4 at-bats (1 game). Newt needs to get married and make \*hundreds \*more pledges of fidelity to see how he maintains his average over the course of a season. ---
**Author:** ![mkecane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@mkecane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mkecane)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newt-gingrich-takes-his-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-newt-head-for-the-pit/605982/68 "2011-12-23T14:23:18Z")
> [@R.P.McMurphy](#): > > Is that stupid looking plastic helmet that Callista wears something from Fritz the Cat? I don’t remember Alfred E. Newman ever looking so contrived. He wasn’t “worried” about his missing tooth. > > That Callista bitch is a piece of work. One of the great things about passion is to be able to fuck in the shower, the tub or wherever. It’s not difficult to imagine Callista saying, “Newt, while you try to find your soft, tiny dick I’m going to put on a shower cap (or remove this plastic helmet) and then we can pretend to get it on. Just don’t muss my makeup.” > > I’ve lived long enough to know that a bitch like her is trouble. Anyone that would fall for that contrived piece of shit is a total loser. > > I have, and want, a woman that can wake up in the morning, give me a smile, toss her hair, put on a tee-shirt and jeans, get the coffee ready and still provoke total lust in my body and heart. That woman is nothing like Callista. Callista is disgusting, as is Newt. /does GIS for Callista Gingrich //screams, quickly closes tab, runs ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newt-gingrich-takes-his-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-newt-head-for-the-pit/605982/69 "2011-12-23T18:34:20Z")
I’m not perfect so I’m not gonna cast no stones at Newt. Unless I get the chance to really cast some real stones\* at the fat pompous bastard. \*Fairly heavy stones with jagged edges. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newt-gingrich-takes-his-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-newt-head-for-the-pit/605982/70 "2011-12-23T18:43:04Z")
If you cast enough stones, I’ll dance on his grave. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newt-gingrich-takes-his-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-newt-head-for-the-pit/605982/71 "2011-12-23T23:56:09Z")
> [@mkecane](#): > > /does GIS for Callista Gingrich > > //screams, quickly closes tab, runs Oh dear Lord, I did too. She’s like an [owl wearing lipstick](http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=callista+gingrich&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rlz=1T4ADSA_enGB385GB386&biw=1420&bih=684&tbm=isch&tbnid=FA_Y-W3DTKHslM:&imgrefurl=http://kaystreet.wordpress.com/2011/05/12/reality-is-stranger-than-fiction-this-is-weird/&docid=JtgkMLHmixg5FM&imgurl=http://kaystreet.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/newt-gingrich-and-callista-gingrich.jpg&w=800&h=631&ei=jBT1Tpa0NcOm8gP8iYXYAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=741&vpy=127&dur=2516&hovh=199&hovw=253&tx=136&ty=136&sig=112298237039207925200&page=1&tbnh=146&tbnw=193&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0). ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newt-gingrich-takes-his-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-newt-head-for-the-pit/605982/72 "2011-12-24T02:48:01Z")
I keep thinking [Chicken Lady](http://blog.holidays.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/11042007.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newt-gingrich-takes-his-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-newt-head-for-the-pit/605982/73 "2011-12-24T05:05:03Z")
> [@gyrate](#): > > oh dear lord, i did too. She’s like an [owl wearing lipstick](http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=callista+gingrich&um=1&hl=en&sa=n&rlz=1t4adsa_engb385gb386&biw=1420&bih=684&tbm=isch&tbnid=fa_y-w3dtkhslm:&imgrefurl=http://kaystreet.wordpress.com/2011/05/12/reality-is-stranger-than-fiction-this-is-weird/&docid=jtgkmlhmixg5fm&imgurl=http://kaystreet.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/newt-gingrich-and-callista-gingrich.jpg&w=800&h=631&ei=jbt1tpa0ncom8gp8iyxyaq&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=741&vpy=127&dur=2516&hovh=199&hovw=253&tx=136&ty=136&sig=112298237039207925200&page=1&tbnh=146&tbnw=193&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0). orly? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newt-gingrich-takes-his-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-newt-head-for-the-pit/605982/74 "2011-12-24T07:22:22Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Oh dear Lord, I did too. She’s like an [owl wearing lipstick](http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=callista+gingrich&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rlz=1T4ADSA_enGB385GB386&biw=1420&bih=684&tbm=isch&tbnid=FA_Y-W3DTKHslM:&imgrefurl=http://kaystreet.wordpress.com/2011/05/12/reality-is-stranger-than-fiction-this-is-weird/&docid=JtgkMLHmixg5FM&imgurl=http://kaystreet.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/newt-gingrich-and-callista-gingrich.jpg&w=800&h=631&ei=jBT1Tpa0NcOm8gP8iYXYAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=741&vpy=127&dur=2516&hovh=199&hovw=253&tx=136&ty=136&sig=112298237039207925200&page=1&tbnh=146&tbnw=193&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0). She does give Michele Bachman a run for her money in the Crazy-Eyed Republican Bint Contest. ---
**Author:** ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newt-gingrich-takes-his-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-newt-head-for-the-pit/605982/75 "2011-12-25T15:33:57Z")
So then I check the news. This piece of lard wants to be President and run the United States and the world. He say’s he’s got ideas. He says his intellect is superior to those that he is running against. Yet, this lazy ass can’t get organized enough to get his name on the primary ballot in a swing state like Virginia. You want to run the country but you can’t even get the simple things done in running your campaign? [http://news.yahoo.com/gingrich-virginia-primary-election-154129618.html](http://news.yahoo.com/gingrich-virginia-primary-election-154129618.html) How lame and incompetent is that? This pussy missed the slam-dunk and he want’s to be President. Merry Christmas, asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newt-gingrich-takes-his-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-newt-head-for-the-pit/605982/76 "2011-12-25T15:55:11Z")
Ricky Perry failed to get on the ballot in Virginia, too. But he’s an Aggie & has never claimed to be smart… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newt-gingrich-takes-his-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-newt-head-for-the-pit/605982.md?page=3)