# Next alleged terror plot "bigger" than 9/11; okay, what could possibly be worse?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 2, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142 "2001-11-02T16:29:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/41 "2001-11-02T21:07:17Z")

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I was just making a joke in re: gobear talking about OBL’s agents.

you know – wearing a wire, talking in code to others…  
::tap, tap…is this thing on?::

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**Author:** ![Vinnie\_Virginslayer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/53a042/32.png) [@Vinnie\_Virginslayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vinnie_Virginslayer)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/42 "2001-11-02T21:08:05Z")

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From :  
[scuzzballterrortist@alqueda.com](mailto:scuzzballterrortist@alqueda.com) \<Cheesesandwich, Mohammed\>

To :  
[bigmeaniewithonekidney@taliban.com](mailto:bigmeaniewithonekidney@taliban.com) \<binLaden, Osama\>

Subject :  
YOU’VE GOT TO CHECK THIS SITE!

Date :  
Fri, 2 Nov 2001 12:30:50 -0800 (PST)

MIME-Version: 1.0

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96779](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96779)

BOSS! LOOK AT ALL THESE GREAT IDEAS! ALL THESE YEARS OF BEING A TERRORIST, AND I CANNOT BELIEVE WE NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS GOOD STUFF!

(By the way, if you send this email to 40 of your followers, we both can get free tickets to Disneyworld as part of a Bill Gates Internet survey!)

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From :  
[bigmeaniewithonekidney@taliban.com](mailto:bigmeaniewithonekidney@taliban.com) \<binLaden, Osama\>  
To :  
[scuzzballterrortist@alqueda.com](mailto:scuzzballterrortist@alqueda.com) \<Cheesesandwich, Mohammed\>  
Subject :  
RE: YOU’VE GOT TO CHECK THIS SITE!

Date :  
Fri, 2 Nov 2001 12:32:50 -0800 (PST)

MIME-Version: 1.0

mohammed- you are a dumbshit- “O”

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**Author:** ![JustPlainBryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/57b2e6/32.png) [@JustPlainBryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustPlainBryan)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/43 "2001-11-02T21:26:52Z")

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Maybe Osama has a super secret base on the moon, called Moon Unit Zappa, where he has a “laser” called the Alan Parsons Project that he plans to use on the US unless we give him…

[fanfare]  
One million dollars!  
[/fanfare]

ok, seriously, I would have to say that a chemical agent placed in the drinking water of some major city is what they have in mind.

[sub]then again, it would be sorta funny if there were a Mini-Bin running around.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![ShrekLookAlike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@ShrekLookAlike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShrekLookAlike)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/44 "2001-11-02T21:31:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Vinnie Virginslayer \*  
> \*\*From :  
> [scuzzballterrortist@alqueda.com](mailto:scuzzballterrortist@alqueda.com) \<Cheesesandwich, Mohammed\>
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> To :  
> [bigmeaniewithonekidney@taliban.com](mailto:bigmeaniewithonekidney@taliban.com) \<binLaden, Osama\>
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> Subject :  
> YOU’VE GOT TO CHECK THIS SITE!
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> Date :  
> Fri, 2 Nov 2001 12:30:50 -0800 (PST)
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> MIME-Version: 1.0
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> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96779](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96779)
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> BOSS! LOOK AT ALL THESE GREAT IDEAS! ALL THESE YEARS OF BEING A TERRORIST, AND I CANNOT BELIEVE WE NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS GOOD STUFF!
> 
> (By the way, if you send this email to 40 of your followers, we both can get free tickets to Disneyworld as part of a Bill Gates Internet survey!)
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> * * *
> 
> From :  
> [bigmeaniewithonekidney@taliban.com](mailto:bigmeaniewithonekidney@taliban.com) \<binLaden, Osama\>  
> To :  
> [scuzzballterrortist@alqueda.com](mailto:scuzzballterrortist@alqueda.com) \<Cheesesandwich, Mohammed\>  
> Subject :  
> RE: YOU’VE GOT TO CHECK THIS SITE!
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> Date :  
> Fri, 2 Nov 2001 12:32:50 -0800 (PST)
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> MIME-Version: 1.0
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> mohammed- you are a dumbshit- “O” \*\*

ROFLMFAOATSDMF

Rolling on floor laughing my friggin ass off as tears stream down my face. Vinnie, you slay me, and I ain’t even a virgin.

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**Author:** ![justwannano](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ab992/32.png) [@justwannano](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justwannano)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/45 "2001-11-02T21:45:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> :Reaches for his lapel and begins speaking slowly and clearly

he explains

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> you know – wearing a wire, talking in code to others…

Well now I see whats wrong.  
You’re supposed to talk to your sleeve  
Geesh I have to tell these guys everything.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/46 "2001-11-03T01:09:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Vinnie Virginslayer \*  
> \*\*
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> BOSS! LOOK AT ALL THESE GREAT IDEAS! ALL THESE YEARS OF BEING A TERRORIST, AND I CANNOT BELIEVE WE NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS GOOD STUFF!
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> \*\*

**Vinnie** you should seriously write for The Onion. Or write something like this for _Teemings_.

I personally think Bin Laden’s next plans will be more subtle-you know, he’ll rig our radio stations to play broadcasts from Paul Harvey full time.

I say, to hell with the bombings-send him **Wildest Bill**. They’ll give up in a week.

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**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/47 "2001-11-03T01:16:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by justwannano \*  
> \*\*Well now I see whats wrong.  
> You’re supposed to talk to your sleeve  
> Geesh I have to tell these guys everything. \*\*

Feh ! Everybody knows you’re supposed to talk in your **shoe**!

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**Author:** ![Niobium\_Knight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Niobium\_Knight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Niobium_Knight)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/48 "2001-11-03T01:23:22Z")

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i’d give up on more plane hi-jacks, the extra security makes it very unlikely.

you guys in USA must be shitting bricks though. i feel relatively safe in UK (even though we are on your side…)

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**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/49 "2001-11-03T01:51:14Z")

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Havent any of you read Tom Clancy’s “[Sum of all Fears](http://s1.amazon.com/exec/varzea/ts/exchange-glance/Y04Y6282877Y1050135/qid=1004752135/sr=1-2/002-1097111-7256065)”?

You know - the one all about the terrorists creating a nuclear weapon and then detonating it at the Super Bowl?

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**Author:** ![geepee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ebca7d/32.png) [@geepee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/geepee)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/50 "2001-11-03T02:28:03Z")

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Plane jacks are possible since you are Uk look at the daily mirror (i saw it in the rack) said this daily mirror reporter got into the cockpit no questions asked , so its still possible and someguy on here said somebody bought a gun onboard without realising and was not cause as his case was not x-rayed .

Course something like anthorax but contagious would be very bad since anthorax was chosen by the US UK and USSR since it was non contagious . Hmm guys is small pox contagious?

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/51 "2001-11-03T02:44:13Z")

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I know that here in Boston there was some concern about LNG (liquified natural gas) ships pulling into port and filling up the big LNG tank in South Boston. I shudder to think what would happen if somehow the millions of gallons of LNG managed to ignite in a huge fireball. Luckily, this would require getting it to evaporate first, which supposedly would not even be possible by crashing a 747 straight into it. And if it were possible, I wouldn’t post about it.

I figure that’s the appropriate place to draw the line. Speculation about what potential targets might be: OK. Explanations of the vulnerability of said targets with more than a layman’s level of detail: not OK.

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**Author:** ![Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df788c/32.png) [@Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ben)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/52 "2001-11-03T02:46:52Z")

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My own thoughts are that Al-Qaeda might attack the NYSE. If someone smashed a Lear jet into it, or even dispersed some anthrax into the ventilation system, the US economy would take a major hit.

The other possibility would be to get a finely-milled radioactive dust, maybe cesium-137, and release it into the ventilation system of the Sears tower, and then call the police to make sure that everyone knows that all the people who were in the tower are doomed to a slow death. Plus, the tower might be impossible to decontaminate, so you’d just have to seal it up, thus making it (as my Dad put it) “a giant tombstone looming over Chicago.”

Realistically, he’ll probably just have 50 agents rent 50 Lear jets and simultaneously slam them into 5 nuclear reactors across the US. It would be hard to prevent even a single jet from hitting its target, since the reactors are so poorly guarded, and if 10 hit you have a much better chance of setting fire to the core.

Are there any liquid-sodium reactors in the US? Those would be the ones for him to hit. The sodium would explode, burning up the fuel and dispersing it like Chernobyl.  
-Ben

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**Author:** ![Mersavets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aca169/32.png) [@Mersavets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mersavets)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/53 "2001-11-03T03:14:15Z")

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Heh. I was just thinking how crazy some of the more paranoid posters will get upon reading that last post. HEAPS more detail there. Anyway, I have a feeling liquid Na reactors are an old Soviet technology and not in use at all in the US.a

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**Author:** ![Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df788c/32.png) [@Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ben)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/54 "2001-11-03T03:14:56Z")

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Now here’s a thought: research hospitals (and so far as I know, regular ones as well) have small sheds for short-term storage of low-level radioactive waste. If someone blew that up, the hospital would become unusable for at least a month or so, until the P-32 burned itself out. All you’d need is some plastic explosive, or a u-haul full of oil and ammonium nitrate.

-Ben

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**Author:** ![DarkWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee59a6/32.png) [@DarkWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkWriter)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/55 "2001-11-03T03:16:24Z")

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I cannot stop coming back to this thread, even though it freaks me out and makes me nervous. I also can’t stop checking out Drudge Report every so often.

My husband tells me I need to quit reading so much about all this stuff, but I can’t help it.

Anybody else?

Sheri

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**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/56 "2001-11-03T04:45:13Z")

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Do you wonder why Osama’s been using boxcutters and low-tech? He’s saving his money for the BIG mission.

He read **The Moon is a Harsh Mistress** by Robert Heinlein and liked the idea of bombarding the Earth with rocks.  
There is a secret base somewhere in the Muslim world where the rockets to the moon are being prepared. Suicide soldiers are being trained for the one-way trip. They will send multiple crews to the moon, set up the linear accelerator, and drop rocks on the Earth at high velocity, destroying whatever thay can hit.

An alternative is a set of crews set to fly to asteroids with accelerators designed to steer tham into an earth-intercept course, causing destruction on a massive scale. Idea? From the last few months programming on the Discovery networks, since the movies **Deep Impact** and **Armageddon.**

Admittedly, not very plausible. But it would be “bigger than 9/11”!

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/57 "2001-11-03T04:59:27Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Vinnie Virginslayer \*  
\*\*

> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lieu \*  
> \*\*\*Originally posted by justwannano \*
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> > [@](#):
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> > I have to say from the TV news the Tallyban and Afgans seem to care very much about children and terrorists don’t seem to target children.
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> Doesn’t that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?
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> > Mohammed Atta and his poker buddies were making inquiries about Disneyland.
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> > Don’t think for a second they play by any rules. \*\*
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> There were also children on at least one of those planes.  
> \*\*

There were three kids (ages 2, 3 and 4) on one of the Boston flights. They didn’t seem to care about that, so I wouldn’t think that anything that has to do with little ones is safe.

So…what do you think about the bridges thing? They must know by now that the FBI issued warnings, so do you suppose they’ll still attempt anything? I fear this will inspire them to pick a new target and keep the secret more closely guarded. Actually, it wouldn’t surprise me if the rumor was just that, something to force people to focus on so they could have an easier time with their real target, whatever that could be.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/58 "2001-11-03T13:55:44Z")

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Every time I think “9/11 is the biggest news story of the year,” my little voice says “No it isn’t.” I always listen to that voice, cause it’s smarter than I am. It started telling me something really, really bad was going to happen the beginning of September. I never told anyone cause if nothing happens, you look stupid and if something does happen, you look guilty. But this time I’ll risk it.

But I do believe something worse will follow, and this will turn out to be the biggest event in American history.

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**Author:** ![Mersavets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aca169/32.png) [@Mersavets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mersavets)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/59 "2001-11-03T14:07:46Z")

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You gave me a bit of a shiver there. Hope we can all poke fun at you later.e

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**Author:** ![geepee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ebca7d/32.png) [@geepee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/geepee)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-alleged-terror-plot-bigger-than-9-11-okay-what-could-possibly-be-worse/91142/60 "2001-11-03T14:11:46Z")

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well if it was a nuclear target they’d go after a nuclear waste dump , in England we have Sellafield where all the countries we beat in WWII dump their nuclear waste , now they blow that up and we got something worse than the russian chynobol much much worse , course i don’t know it the US of A has any such dumps and or their security but the british one has a no fly zone and but pissy ground security

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