# Next Food Network Star Finale

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-food-network-star-finale/457925>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 28, 2008, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-food-network-star-finale/457925 "2008-07-28T16:42:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![flickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@flickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flickster)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-food-network-star-finale/457925/21 "2008-07-30T01:11:03Z")

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Maybe it’s time for an alternate Food TV network. A handful of fresh shows and fill the rest with reruns of classic episodes from Galloping Gourmet, Julia Child, Two Fat Ladies, Justin Wilson, etc

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-food-network-star-finale/457925/22 "2008-07-30T01:17:05Z")

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[QUOTE=flickster]  
Maybe it’s time for an alternate Food TV network. A handful of fresh shows and fill the rest with reruns of classic episodes from Galloping Gourmet, Julia Child, Two Fat Ladies, Justin Wilson, etc  
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I’d watch the hell outta that.

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-food-network-star-finale/457925/23 "2008-07-30T01:22:19Z")

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I feel sorry for the blonde woman who finished fourth. Her entire shtick is already owned by Rachel Ray, and yet her ambitions are to have a cooking show on TV. She’ll be stuck doing early AM local TV in some podunk market until her cuteness gives way to age.

It must be like being the third baseman at the Yankees AAA team. You’ve got no shot at advancing.

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-food-network-star-finale/457925/24 "2008-07-30T01:25:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey]  
I’d watch the hell outta that.  
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Hoowee! I guarantee!

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-food-network-star-finale/457925/25 "2008-07-30T02:01:41Z")

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[QUOTE=flickster]  
Maybe it’s time for an alternate Food TV network. A handful of fresh shows and fill the rest with reruns of classic episodes from Galloping Gourmet, Julia Child, Two Fat Ladies, Justin Wilson, etc  
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I’m really hoping Fine Living Network turns into that channel. They’ve already got Malto Mario, Wolfgang Puck’s show, the original Iron Chef, and a few other cooking shows. It’s FN’s sister channel, so it’s not like they have to buy the rights or anything for the shows. I don’t think anybody gives a fuck about the shows that are on FLN now. It could work!

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-food-network-star-finale/457925/26 "2008-07-30T02:09:22Z")

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High Concept pitch to the **Food Network** : The Naked Chef. Alternate between RR and Alton. First person to suggest Mario gets stuffed into the deep fryer.

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