# Next time on Enterprise - This is a joke right? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 1, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832 "2003-04-01T23:52:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Steel\_Wheels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Steel\_Wheels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steel_Wheels)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/1 "2003-04-01T23:52:30Z")
If you follow my [link](http://www.startrek.com/homephage.asp) to the Star Trek web site you may notice something a little strange about the preview for this week’s episode of Enterprise. Either the webmaster is having some fun or a hacker is making him/herself known…either way, funny as hell. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/2 "2003-04-01T23:57:23Z")
that rulez, dude! But where is the Panda? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/3 "2003-04-01T23:59:32Z")
i also enjoyed the Captain Pike interview! ---
**Author:** ![Steel\_Wheels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Steel\_Wheels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steel_Wheels)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/4 "2003-04-01T23:59:45Z")
oh wait, April fools! :smack: :smack: :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/5 "2003-04-02T00:22:47Z")
Wow, check out the abs on that beagle! ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/6 "2003-04-02T01:04:48Z")
Beep! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/7 "2003-04-02T02:20:17Z")
Mmmmm…Porker… ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/8 "2003-04-02T02:49:32Z")
Tribble interview: “So how do you know which one’s your wife?” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/9 "2003-04-02T03:13:31Z")
_ **3D TREK!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/10 "2003-04-02T04:18:50Z")
Holy hell… it’s almost as if the Trek Dopers hacked [startrek.com](http://startrek.com). Seriously, that read like something out of one of our threads. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/11 "2003-04-02T04:22:14Z")
No it didn’t ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/12 "2003-04-02T04:23:58Z")
Did so. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/13 "2003-04-02T04:25:41Z")
Did not. We are much more betterer. but it was cool ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/14 "2003-04-02T04:27:54Z")
**Lyre**. We are more trekalicious though, I’ll give you that. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/15 "2003-04-02T04:30:41Z")
[that little girl in the power of cheese commercial who gave Santa cheese voice] We have Panda. [/tlgitpoccwgScv] ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/16 "2003-04-02T05:50:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Did not. > We are much more betterer. > > but it was cool \*\* * * * We am gooder! That was for **Aesiron**. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/17 "2003-04-02T05:56:28Z")
You tryin’ to say som’t’in’ to me ‘bout my gramma’ an’ language skills? ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/18 "2003-04-02T06:00:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miller \* > \*\*Wow, check out the abs on that beagle! \*\* Yeah, but is that a milk bone in the beagle’s pants, or is he just happy to see you? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/19 "2003-04-02T06:07:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*You tryin’ to say som’t’in’ to me ‘bout my gramma’ an’ language skills? \*\* * * * Don’t bring your gramma into this. I don’t even know the woman! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832/20 "2003-04-02T06:31:49Z")
Ha ha, in case you didn’t notice, if you follow the News link, there are several good Onion-style articles dated 01 Apr: > [@](#): > > **_Star Trek_’s Historical Veracity Questioned** > A recent study by sociologists has concluded that many of the events depicted on the popular TV show _Star Trek_ are in fact just made up and have not transpired. In fact, the study goes on to conclude, the events are unlikely to ever happen. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-on-enterprise-this-is-a-joke-right/165832.md?page=2)