# Next time tell me if you peed on the seat! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 14, 2004, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-tell-me-if-you-peed-on-the-seat/229177 "2004-02-14T06:43:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mike1dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@mike1dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mike1dog)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-tell-me-if-you-peed-on-the-seat/229177/1 "2004-02-14T06:43:42Z")
I had a customer at the dealership I work at who wanted me to program a keyless entry remote for his car. As I sat in the seat I noticed the seat was soaking wet. The customer says “Oh sorry, I have a bladder problem.” I almost knocked myself out trying to get out of the car and had to go home and change clothes. Thank god its friday! ---
**Author:** ![Teelo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@Teelo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teelo)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-tell-me-if-you-peed-on-the-seat/229177/2 "2004-02-14T07:14:50Z")
Are you SURE it was urine?? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-tell-me-if-you-peed-on-the-seat/229177/3 "2004-02-14T07:53:30Z")
> [@Teelo](#): > > Are you SURE it was urine?? :eek: What else comes out of A BLADDER?? ---
**Author:** ![Toddly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@Toddly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toddly)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-tell-me-if-you-peed-on-the-seat/229177/4 "2004-02-14T08:23:38Z")
Yep, that is rather impolite although I got a good laugh out of the scenario you described.I’m imagining you thunking your head on the way out of the front seat. Did his pants look wet? Do you think it will affect the resale value of the car? I wonder what that car smells like with the windows rolled up on a hot day. ---
**Author:** ![Zigarre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/bbce88/32.png) [@Zigarre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zigarre)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-tell-me-if-you-peed-on-the-seat/229177/5 "2004-02-14T09:19:29Z")
A new meaning for _“elimination race?”_ ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-tell-me-if-you-peed-on-the-seat/229177/6 "2004-02-14T11:59:49Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > What else comes out of A BLADDER?? Q, don’t be obtuse. Obviously the question is “Are you sure he wasn’t (heh) taking the piss?” It’s unlikely that anyone with such severe incontinence would just wet his seat without having a plastic cover installed, don’t you think? Maybe it was a prank. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-tell-me-if-you-peed-on-the-seat/229177/7 "2004-02-14T12:13:57Z")
Obtuse, Shmobtuse. It was the guy’s _own car_. He didn’t expect **mike1dog** to sit in it, and was apparently apologetic and embarrassed when it happened. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-tell-me-if-you-peed-on-the-seat/229177/8 "2004-02-14T12:17:33Z")
> [@Eleusis](#): > > Obtuse, Shmobtuse. > > It was the guy’s _own car_. He didn’t expect **mike1dog** to sit in it, and was apparently apologetic and embarrassed when it happened. The _operative_ being _apparently_. Why, oh why, am I the King Of Double Posts? ---
**Author:** ![mike1dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@mike1dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mike1dog)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-tell-me-if-you-peed-on-the-seat/229177/9 "2004-02-14T22:03:23Z")
It wasn’t a prank, I think he thought I wouldn’t have to sit in the car to program his remote.