# Next time you fart in bed...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-you-fart-in-bed/300461>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 21, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-you-fart-in-bed/300461 "2005-04-21T19:09:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-you-fart-in-bed/300461/1 "2005-04-21T19:09:29Z")

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…just tell your sweetie that you’re trying to help her/him get a good night’s sleep.

[Stink bomb gas puts mice into suspended animation.](http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7294)

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-you-fart-in-bed/300461/2 "2005-04-21T19:13:31Z")

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Ok, but I really don’t know where she lives. Or who she is for that matter.

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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2005, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/next-time-you-fart-in-bed/300461/3 "2005-04-21T20:37:43Z")

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Dutch oven.