# NFC East 2009

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 1, 2009, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522 "2009-09-01T19:05:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/261 "2009-12-17T21:30:23Z")

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> [@EllisDee](#):
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> If we’re living in la-la land, both the undefeated Colts and undefeated Saints get knocked out of the conference championship games by the two New York teams, who go on to play a subway superbowl with the Giants eeking out a hard faught 23-17 victory in the last minute of overtime.

Barack Obama and Ray Charles will be the starting quarterbacks, and Pauly Shore will rush for the game-winning touchdown… behind the block of Osama bin Laden.

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/262 "2009-12-20T04:50:01Z")

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> [@bearflag70](#):
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> c’mon, dallas will beat the saints

**woo hoo!!!**

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/263 "2009-12-20T05:03:35Z")

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That was an awesome game. Dallas finally effin’ played like they’re capable of doing.

One thing that made it even more enjoyable was the low number of penalties and good clean play by both teams. After it was over they showed genuine sportsmanship in their congratulations to each other and way cool was the applause the Saints fans gave their team, despite the loss, for going 13-0 and for a fine effort tonite.

Some weeks Dallas really tries my patience. Tonite, not so much. We still need a primary WR to accompany Austin (and Creighton) though. Roy sucks.

WR, kicker, GM…

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**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/264 "2009-12-20T05:07:33Z")

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> [@Bearflag70](#):
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> C’mon, Dallas will beat the Saints and will make the [playoffs](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3-eavMSBnk).  
> woo hoo!!!

And a big  
YEEEEEEE-HAW!!

too!!

:):):):):):):):):):):):):):)🙂

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/265 "2009-12-20T05:37:59Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> We still need a primary WR to accompany Austin (and Creighton) though. Roy sucks.

I’m wondering if Ogletree might be able to fill the other spot in a year or two. That was some great footwork tonight.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/266 "2009-12-20T14:04:06Z")

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Wow, that sucked.

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/267 "2009-12-20T16:55:51Z")

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Are the Giants out or still in?

ETA: n /m, NYG is the 7th seed

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/268 "2009-12-20T17:04:25Z")

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Looking forward to these teams losing today…

**AZ** @ DET

SF @ **PHI**

**GB** @ PIT

**NYG** @ WAS

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/269 "2009-12-20T17:14:50Z")

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> [@Bearflag70](#):
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> Are the Giants out or still in?
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> ETA: n /m, NYG is the 7th seed

Yeah, basically the Giants have to win out to have any realistic hope of making the playoffs.

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**Author:** ![Jules\_Andre](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jules_andre/32/9334_2.png) [@Jules\_Andre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jules_Andre)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/270 "2009-12-20T21:08:09Z")

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I think the Eagles would have a better shot against the Giants than they would with the Cowboys. Philly has had some success against NY recently. They really don’t match up well with Dallas at all.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/271 "2009-12-20T22:54:03Z")

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> [@Bearflag70](#):
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> Looking forward to these teams losing today…
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> **NYG** @ WAS

I can 100% guarantee you that won’t happen. I’ll happily cover any bet you want to make in saying that the Giants won’t lose today.

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/272 "2009-12-21T00:52:34Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> I can 100% guarantee you that won’t happen. I’ll happily cover any bet you want to make in saying that the Giants won’t lose today.

I dunno - they “lost” on Saturday night.

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/273 "2009-12-21T04:25:51Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> I can 100% guarantee you that won’t happen. I’ll happily cover any bet you want to make in saying that the Giants won’t lose today.

slick move 😃 and a woosh

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/274 "2009-12-21T22:43:23Z")

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“Cowboys will be signing former Redskins K Shaun Suisham to kick against his former Washington team Sunday night.”

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/275 "2009-12-21T23:55:48Z")

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> [@Bearflag70](#):
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> “Cowboys will be signing former Redskins K Shaun Suisham to kick against his former Washington team Sunday night.”

Cowboys cut Folk (instead of putting him on IR).

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/276 "2009-12-22T05:28:03Z")

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So the G-men swept the 'boys and the 'skins, and got swept by the dirty birds. If they can beat the Panthers, and (hopefully) beat the Vikings, they may have a shot. But, the 'boys will almost certainly take the 'skins, and I have no idea who might win with them against the Iggles.

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/277 "2009-12-22T05:47:57Z")

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**Week 16**

Min @ Chi - I assume Min will win this one  
Den @ Phi - Hope Den wins, leaving Dal possibly sitting pretty, but not banking on it  
Dal @ Was - Dal will win but don’t put it past Was to put up a fight  
Car @ NYG - Car beat Min, so who knows?

**Week 17**

Phi @ Dal - Of course, Dal to win 😃

NYG @ Min - If Min beats Chi & Phi beats Den, then Min will play NYG tough to prevent Phi from possibly catching Min from behind in the standings. Both of these games in Week 17 are 1:00 pm Eastern kickoffs, so Min will not know whether they are fighting off Phi before the NYG @ Min game starts. I guess Min will be watching the Phi @ Dal scoreboard throughout the game, hoping for a Dal win. NYG will be hoping for a Phi win, if NYG can get past Car.

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**Author:** ![Jules\_Andre](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jules_andre/32/9334_2.png) [@Jules\_Andre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jules_Andre)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/278 "2009-12-26T19:59:10Z")

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> [@Bearflag70](#):
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> **Week 16**  
> Den @ Phi - Hope Den wins, leaving Dal possibly sitting pretty, but not banking on it

The Eagles don’t match up well with Denver. I don’t think Denver is good enough everywhere to beat the Eagles easily, but it’s going to be close. Probably 50/50.

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> **Week 17**
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> Phi @ Dal - Of course, Dal to win 😃

How quickly and easily you forget what happened the last time these two teams met on the final week of the season in the exact same circumstances. I’ll refresh your memory by saying that you would have lost if you took Dallas **+35**.

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/279 "2009-12-26T21:13:49Z")

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> [@Jules\_Andre](#):
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> How quickly and easily you forget what happened the last time these two teams met on the final week of the season in the exact same circumstances. I’ll refresh your memory by saying that you would have lost if you took Dallas **+35**.

Not forgotten. I think that will serve as a source of inspiration to get the monkey of Dal’s back.

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2009, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfc-east-2009/508522/280 "2009-12-27T22:39:22Z")

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NYG loses, so Dallas can win & in tonight!

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