# NFL 2023-2024: Super Bowl 58

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** football-nfl\
**Created:** [February 4, 2024, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095 "2024-02-04T16:14:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2024, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/61 "2024-02-11T23:49:53Z")

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San Fran defense OTOH looking like they belong from the start.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2024, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/62 "2024-02-11T23:51:48Z")

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No nerves on sf defence.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2024, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/63 "2024-02-11T23:52:46Z")

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Looks like the first Jeebus ad.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2024, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/64 "2024-02-11T23:59:17Z")

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Sf with the penalties.

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/65 "2024-02-12T00:00:18Z")

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49ers looking good, but they seem _too_ jacked up, especially for the score still being 0-0. The Chiefs aren’t going to panic.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/66 "2024-02-12T00:08:35Z")

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Football commercial was good. Messi looked like he had fun.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/67 "2024-02-12T00:09:07Z")

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> [@rocking\_chair](#):
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> Football commercial was good.

A yacht named _Dan Marina_. 😉

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/68 "2024-02-12T00:10:00Z")

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Nice play on the name there.  
2 commercials for Marino.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/69 "2024-02-12T00:11:35Z")

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Yeah, that was a good one with Messi and Marino

> [@Riemann](#):
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> first Jeebus ad.

That one not one of their worst but not looking forward to a repeated set of these.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/70 "2024-02-12T00:12:52Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> That one not one of their worst

Yeah. I was pretty certain that it was a “He Gets Us” ad from the very start, but it was better than most of their other ads.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/71 "2024-02-12T00:14:17Z")

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Either that or a pedicure commercial.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/72 "2024-02-12T00:15:25Z")

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I was amused that, before the performance of the national anthem, the sign language interpreter was introduced but then was not on camera. So who exactly was the translation benefiting?

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/73 "2024-02-12T00:17:24Z")

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Scoreless in 1st quarter

OK so ad recalling Arnold and DeVito in _Twins_?

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/74 "2024-02-12T00:19:02Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> …the sign language interpreter was introduced but then was not on camera. So who exactly was the translation benefiting?

Blind people?

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/75 "2024-02-12T00:19:38Z")

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Niners dominating, but they keep shooting themselves in the foot.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/76 "2024-02-12T00:20:15Z")

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And 49’s with first score. 3-0.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/77 "2024-02-12T00:21:27Z")

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But feels like they _should_ be up by two touchdowns, I have to think KC morale is pretty okay.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/78 "2024-02-12T00:23:28Z")

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Seriously, a Nickelodeon suite at the superbowl??!

Whoa!! What was that?!? Wow! Nice pass!

Oh, good grief, a turn over?!? Crazy minute there.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/79 "2024-02-12T00:26:43Z")

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> [@rocking\_chair](#):
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> Seriously, a Nickelodeon suite at the superbowl??!

There’s a Spongebob-themed AR version of the game being simulcast on Nickelodeon; they’ve done this for certain NFL games for a few years.

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/80 "2024-02-12T00:27:32Z")

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Is there a geriatric actor vibe going on with the ads? And I hope nobody started a Taylor Swift drinking game.

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