# NFL 2023-2024: Super Bowl 58

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** football-nfl\
**Created:** [February 4, 2024, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095 "2024-02-04T16:14:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_Bredin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@John\_Bredin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Bredin)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/121 "2024-02-12T01:15:14Z")

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Quick check on YouTube shows it’s a [close copy of a JFK '60 ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DoUiNxh6_0).

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/122 "2024-02-12T01:17:24Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> > [@bobot](#):
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> > Kennedy for pres. commercial.
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> I wonder if it was actually based on an ad for his father’s campaign in '68, or if it was new, but made to look old.

It’s an ad originally from 1960 for JFK that they colorized and added his picture to.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/123 "2024-02-12T01:23:01Z")

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> [@Magiver](#):
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> Either throw the GD ball or call up another QB.

Are you suggesting that somebody should replace Mahomes?

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/124 "2024-02-12T01:24:01Z")

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What’s up with these officials in all black? Anyone know?

That Kennedy ad was weaksauce. The cut and paste didn’t even look good. Unless it was intentional.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/125 "2024-02-12T01:25:00Z")

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Twitter is up in arms about Kelce bumping his coach.

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/126 "2024-02-12T01:36:39Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> Are you suggesting that somebody should replace Mahomes?

2 quarters without a TD. He’s getting flattened and is going to get hurt unless he starts throwing the ball quicker.

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**Author:** ![eschrodinger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschrodinger/32/122_2.png) [@eschrodinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschrodinger)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/127 "2024-02-12T01:39:52Z")

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🤣 🤣 💀

Everyone supporting SF would certainly like that.

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/128 "2024-02-12T01:41:43Z")

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Right now I’d say they’re enjoying his performance.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/129 "2024-02-12T01:42:08Z")

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Time to start grinding down.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/130 "2024-02-12T01:44:15Z")

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Couch potatoes was amusing.

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**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/131 "2024-02-12T01:46:02Z")

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So many religion commercials?

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/132 "2024-02-12T01:46:36Z")

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> [@Magiver](#):
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> He’s getting flattened and is going to get hurt unless he starts throwing the ball quicker.

Maybe give some credit to the SF deep backs.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/133 "2024-02-12T01:46:49Z")

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Back to football.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/134 "2024-02-12T01:46:50Z")

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Pacheco is having a rough day at the office.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/135 "2024-02-12T01:48:18Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> > [@Magiver](#):
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> > getting flattened and is going to get hurt unless he starts throwing the ball quicker.
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> Maybe give some credit to the SF deep backs

And as we _just_ saw the SF defense is **on**.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/136 "2024-02-12T01:48:51Z")

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Indeed. Should sf win the game it was all defence.

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/137 "2024-02-12T01:49:01Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> Maybe give some credit to the SF deep backs.

Of course. That’s the point. Throw it quicker.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/138 "2024-02-12T01:49:10Z")

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Seems like Jesus has plenty of money.

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/139 "2024-02-12T01:49:10Z")

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Uh oh. Are the Chiefs falling into the same trap the Ravens did?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/140 "2024-02-12T01:52:41Z")

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> Seems like Jesus has plenty of money. -

Actually, he doesn’t. The coins keep falling through his palms.

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