# NFL 2023-2024: Super Bowl 58 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Tags:** football-nfl\ **Created:** [February 4, 2024, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095 "2024-02-04T16:14:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/141 "2024-02-12T01:52:54Z")
Jesus saves. ---
**Author:** ![eschrodinger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschrodinger/32/122_2.png) [@eschrodinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschrodinger)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/142 "2024-02-12T01:52:56Z")
> [@Magiver](#): > > Right now I’d say they’re enjoying his performance. And you think they’d be better off with Blaine Gabbart? ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/143 "2024-02-12T01:54:23Z")
Hmm. Being able to control gravity at will like that seems like something that would break the internet, Beyonce or no. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/144 "2024-02-12T01:54:33Z")
If the Chiefs don’t find their way soon they might need those commercials? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/145 "2024-02-12T01:56:13Z")
> [@SuntanLotion](#): > > Jesus saves. - Satan invests. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/146 "2024-02-12T01:56:49Z")
Dang, save for that one TD play in the first half this one has been _ugly_. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/147 "2024-02-12T02:01:17Z")
> [@Magiver](#): > > That’s the point. Throw it quicker. The receivers aren’t open, so he can’t throw it quicker. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/148 "2024-02-12T02:01:26Z")
Depressing game. Both teams are shooting themselves in the foot. Some good defense, which is nice, but the Chiefs offense is pathetic, and the Niners are fine, but not impressive in the least. At least the score is close, but, ugh, theres some bad football. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/149 "2024-02-12T02:06:58Z")
Temu’s ad runs for the third time so far. If you’re going to invest $21 million or more on placement, maybe also invest in a second ad? ---
**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/150 "2024-02-12T02:07:02Z")
> [@eschrodinger](#): > > And you think they’d be better off with Blaine Gabbart? One of my favorite coaches would pull out the best players for a mental tuneup and then put them back in. Right now Mahomes is getting flattened or missing his throws. That mental realignment is supposed to happen at half time but so far it’s not happening. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/151 "2024-02-12T02:08:25Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > If you’re going to invest $21 million or more on placement, maybe also invest in a second ad? But you remembered it. That’s the only point. ---
**Author:** ![zimaane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a3d4f5/32.png) [@zimaane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zimaane)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/152 "2024-02-12T02:11:13Z")
With 8:45 to go in the third quarter, we have the first first down of the second half ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/153 "2024-02-12T02:12:01Z")
Mahomes is hitting his stride. ---
**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/154 "2024-02-12T02:13:53Z")
Looking better. Maybe it was the streaker. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/155 "2024-02-12T02:14:53Z")
Nice field goal. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/156 "2024-02-12T02:16:41Z")
Very difficult to get 60 yards of carry on a kick that low (and won’t even mention how easy such is to block). ---
**Author:** ![Chingon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chingon/32/17645_2.png) [@Chingon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chingon)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/157 "2024-02-12T02:17:16Z")
Lol I don’t think Andy is going to bench Mahomes, despite what some chud boomer fans think. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/158 "2024-02-12T02:17:32Z")
It was also a high snap. KC holder did a great job of getting the ball down. ---
**Author:** ![zimaane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a3d4f5/32.png) [@zimaane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zimaane)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/159 "2024-02-12T02:17:35Z")
The snap was high, but they got it done. ---
**Author:** ![zimaane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a3d4f5/32.png) [@zimaane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zimaane)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-2024-super-bowl-58/997095/160 "2024-02-12T02:18:42Z")
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