# NFL 2023: WEEK ONE man leaves! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Tags:** football-nfl\ **Created:** [September 6, 2023, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707 "2023-09-06T21:51:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Chingon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chingon/32/17645_2.png) [@Chingon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chingon)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/101 "2023-09-12T00:29:58Z")
Welp Father Time claims his prey ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/102 "2023-09-12T00:30:18Z")
Late to the game tonight, and it’s Zach Wilson at QB. Miss a little, miss a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/103 "2023-09-12T00:35:09Z")
Rodgers was just hauled off the field after being examined in the tent. And he was limping into the tunnel. Not looking good. ---
**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/104 "2023-09-12T00:42:45Z")
I was watching the end of a 20 year old pro wrestling match to avoid the 9/11 and over the top patriotism for MNF, and I missed Rogers going down! I’m still going to root for the Bills, the only time I like the Jets is if I’m watching Super Bowl III ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/105 "2023-09-12T00:44:08Z")
He better get his ass up and back on the field. I want that 65% of snaps played. ---
**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/106 "2023-09-12T00:57:56Z")
Interesting that is on OTA ABC and not ESPN or other cable station. Brian ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/107 "2023-09-12T01:00:12Z")
> [@Chingon](#): > > Welp Father Time claims his prey My Dolphins fandom is just getting better and better. I don’t think he completed a pass. He looked old, and it would be so hilarious to me if he’s out for some significant amount of time on a normal looking sack. The Ayahuasca didn’t predict _that_, did it Aaron? ETA: the looks on Jets’ fans is priceless. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/108 "2023-09-12T01:04:10Z")
:_sigh_: Once again it appears the Packers are playing 5D chess while the rest of us struggle to bounce a rubber ball on the floor. Rodgers lasted what, 3 plays? Not criticizing, I’m just… jealous. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/109 "2023-09-12T01:10:09Z")
> [@dalej42](#): > > I was watching the end of a 20 year old pro wrestling match to avoid the 9/11 and over the top patriotism for MNF, I don’t want to hijack the topic, but… which wrestling match? I’m a fan. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/110 "2023-09-12T01:13:34Z")
Breece Hall only gets two carries so far. I guess I can’t blame them; he only has over 100 yards on those two carries. Maybe if he didn’t suck so much they’d give him the ball more. ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/111 "2023-09-12T01:16:04Z")
And we just got a middle finger from a fan. Not the first time for Monday Night Football. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Td1zaPkbga0/maxresdefault.jpg "Houston Oilers Fan Giving The Finger") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td1zaPkbga0) ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/112 "2023-09-12T01:18:27Z")
> Bakhtiari flipped off half of Chicago yesterday. Made my heart happy. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/113 "2023-09-12T02:09:19Z")
And yet somehow the Jets are still in the game. Josh Allen looks great 98% of the time, then throws a really bad interception. ---
**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/114 "2023-09-12T02:35:57Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > don’t want to hijack the topic, but… which wrestling match? I’m a fan. 1983 Championship Wrestling from Florida. Dusty Rhodes wore a mask as the Midnight Rider, Kevin Sullivan masked as Lucifer. Loser leaves town, Midnight Rider beat Lucifer and Rider got the mask off Lucifer and Kevin Sullivan has to leave Florida for a year. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/115 "2023-09-12T02:40:45Z")
And a 3rd interception by Allen. Sinking into Wilson QB rating territory. I should have taped the Fins/Chargers game and rewatched. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/116 "2023-09-12T02:46:04Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > I should have taped the Fins/Chargers game and rewatched. > **[Miami Dolphins vs Los Angeles Chargers Full Game Replay 2023 NFL Week 1 -...](https://nfl-video.com/miami-dolphins-vs-los-angeles-chargers-full-game-replay-2023-nfl-week-1)** > > NFL Replays, Watch NFL REPLAY FULL GAME Online Free with HD. NFL Replays Playoff, NFL Finals Free in HD. NFL Full Match, Watch NFL Video Online Free ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/117 "2023-09-12T02:51:21Z")
This is the exciting game that I did not expect after watching the first quarter. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/118 "2023-09-12T02:52:43Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > Josh Allen looks great 98% of the time, then throws a really bad interception. That interception was just a bad decision. The guy wasn’t open at all. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/119 "2023-09-12T03:16:59Z")
WOW. Just WOW Bills, Chiefs, Bengals all 0-1. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-one-man-leaves/989707/120 "2023-09-12T03:17:01Z")
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