# NFL 2023: WEEK THREE ring circus **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Tags:** football-nfl\ **Created:** [September 21, 2023, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494 "2023-09-21T16:36:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494/81 "2023-09-25T03:03:00Z")
I’m thinking the entire Bears front office and coaching staff should resign for “inappropriate activities.” ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494/82 "2023-09-25T05:27:21Z")
Shes supposedly dating mr. Kelce. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494/83 "2023-09-25T12:55:08Z")
I never would have guessed. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494/84 "2023-09-25T15:25:59Z")
Yes, she is. She’s a fan of a **particular** Chief. > [@dalej42](#): > > One team has to win, right? This won’t end 0-0, I think. Ties are a thing. They could both be 0-0-1 after the game. I imagine a 3-3 tie. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494/85 "2023-09-25T15:57:41Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > I imagine a 3-3 tie. How about 4-4? Might even be a scorigami. ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494/86 "2023-09-25T16:09:46Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > She’s a fan of a **particular** Chief. When Travis Kelce scored a touchdown, they captured Taylor Swift in the box yelling “let’s fucking go!” ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494/87 "2023-09-25T23:19:32Z")
I want to applaud the NFL for showing a Monday night football game starting at 7 pm Eastern time. I tend to think that a doubleheader is weird for Monday night, but having a game start at this time means that those of us on the East Coast have a decent chance of watching it in its entirety. This is so refreshing, especially compared to my childhood, when the Monday night football game started at 9 PM. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494/88 "2023-09-26T00:04:02Z")
Not in love with those Bengals helmets and uniforms. Hadn’t seen any Buccaneers so far this season until tonight. Baker Mayfield looks pretty good. ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494/89 "2023-09-26T02:20:06Z")
Eagles win 25-11 under the leadership of head coach Nick Scorigami. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494/90 "2023-09-26T02:29:27Z")
Apparently “Aaron Donald and ten random dudes” does constitute a good NFL defense. ---
**Author:** ![mcgato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@mcgato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mcgato)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494/91 "2023-09-26T12:42:14Z")
> [@Moriarty](#): > > I want to applaud the NFL for showing a Monday night football game starting at 7 pm Eastern time. > > I tend to think that a doubleheader is weird for Monday night, but having a game start at this time means that those of us on the East Coast have a decent chance of watching it in its entirety. > > This is so refreshing, especially compared to my childhood, when the Monday night football game started at 9 PM. I live on the east coast, and my sister was visiting from the west coast. I commented “I can’t remember the last time that I saw the end of a Monday night football game.” She said, “I can’t remember the last time that I saw the beginning of a Monday night football game.” ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494/92 "2023-09-26T14:29:33Z")
I was worried the Eagles would kick a quick field goal to put it back to a 3 score game and incidentally ruin the scorigami. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494/93 "2023-09-26T15:16:51Z")
> [@SuntanLotion](#): > > Shes supposedly dating mr. Kelce. Does that mean she’ll be writing a song about him in a few months? ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494/94 "2023-09-26T16:29:18Z")
> [@Omniscient](#): > > I’m a BBQ junkie, so I expect to gain between 12 and 35 pounds this weekend. I’m also excited to get the Arrowhead experience, especially the tailgate. The upside to the Bears being an unmitigated disaster is that I won’t be troubled with any hopes or expectations. Whelp, I was dead on. BBQ was delightful. Arrowhead is a good time so long as you’re not absolutely roasting in the sun. The Bears were the Bears. Hanging out with TayTay was an unexpected diversion. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494/95 "2023-09-26T17:06:02Z")
Did you get to do the “Listen, we sound just like a bunch of Indians, don’t we?” chant? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494/96 "2023-09-26T20:30:17Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Does that mean she’ll be writing a song about him in a few months? She can certainly write a song about a “tight end”. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494/97 "2023-09-27T02:46:00Z")
EAGLES 🦅 took advantage early, getting one up over the rest of the division. Need a win over Washington more than the last game. Defense is superb. Other online fans, including me, want to know what the (bleep) is up with this Brian Johnson guy as OC. ---
**Author:** ![fedman1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e495f1/32.png) [@fedman1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fedman1)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2023, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494/98 "2023-09-28T04:02:01Z")
well, the Giants blitzed on 80% of plays, and the kid still got the job done [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2023-week-three-ring-circus/990494.md?page=4)