# NFL Divisional Weekend

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 15, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753 "2011-01-15T21:55:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/1 "2011-01-15T21:55:40Z")

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Why in the hell is Greg Gumbel still announcing? Let alone important games. I generally don’t care about announcers at all, so he has to be pretty uniquely terrible for me to take notice.

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**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/2 "2011-01-15T21:59:35Z")

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Big Ben throws the best long ball in the game. You know he’s going to unleash a few every game and damn does he have an arm.

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**Author:** ![sitchensis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sitchensis/32/4892_2.png) [@sitchensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sitchensis)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/3 "2011-01-15T22:14:41Z")

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His long ball is so good the recievers don’t even have to catch it to make yards

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/4 "2011-01-15T22:24:13Z")

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When i played rugby as a kid, the first thing our coaches drummed into our heads was “Play the whistle.” Why did 11 Steelers and 10 Ravens stand around while a live ball sat there on te field?

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/5 "2011-01-15T22:24:19Z")

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Play to the whistle! Isn’t that the first thing you are ever taught?

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/6 "2011-01-15T22:58:50Z")

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If Suggs keep this up, this will be a legendary performance.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/7 "2011-01-15T23:28:16Z")

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Ravens D is kicking ass!

Or not.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/8 "2011-01-15T23:51:03Z")

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Game’s getting a little chippy.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/9 "2011-01-16T00:15:51Z")

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Ravens are finally up to positive yards in the second half.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/10 "2011-01-16T00:19:28Z")

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That Boldin trade and entension is looking pretty darn silly right about now.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/11 "2011-01-16T00:25:22Z")

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If I’m the Ravens I run 3 guys right at Scott who’s back off a obvious concussion.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/12 "2011-01-16T00:28:12Z")

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When are the Refs going to learn that pancaking a guy to the ground IS NOT a HOLD?

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**Author:** ![UncleNito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7cd45c/32.png) [@UncleNito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleNito)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/13 "2011-01-16T00:30:23Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> When are the Refs going to learn that pancaking a guy to the ground IS NOT a HOLD?

I thought that was a pretty touchy call as well. I was always coached that as long as your hands were inside your shoulder pads and you weren’t grabbing your man from behind, you could do what you wanted.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/14 "2011-01-16T00:34:17Z")

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> [@UncleNito](#):
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> I thought that was a pretty touchy call as well. I was always coached that as long as your hands were inside your shoulder pads and you weren’t grabbing your man from behind, you could do what you wanted.

Yeah, it’s been an epidemic in the league this year. There are usually 1 or 2 bullshit holding calls in every game like that where a guy gets knocked to the ground because he’s getting dominated or is off balance and they call it “holding” and half the time the retarded announcers confirm it saying he was “pulled to the ground” even the holder was on top of him.

On that play it looked the the Steeler may have even flopped to get the call.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/15 "2011-01-16T00:34:43Z")

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Well, whatever else happens, there’s a pretty good chance that we’re going to see yet another Ravens/Steelers game decided by three points.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/16 "2011-01-16T00:55:33Z")

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Less than 50 yards to a touchdown with a minute and a half. Sorry, I just can’t see Flacco doing it.

If they do score, Harbaugh should go for two. The rythym of this game is all Pittsburgh now.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/17 "2011-01-16T00:58:12Z")

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Dang

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/18 "2011-01-16T01:03:14Z")

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: pointing and laughing at TJ Houshmanzadeh:  
GO PACKERS!!!

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**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/19 "2011-01-16T01:12:18Z")

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Houshmanzadeh is still having karmic effects fro  
Disrespecting the Terrible Towel in 2005.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/20 "2011-01-16T01:13:20Z")

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That second-half performance by Baltimore (or, at least, by the offense) was one of the worst halves of football i can remember. At half time, the game was theirs to lose, and they went right out there and lost it.

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