# NFL Divisional Weekend

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 15, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753 "2011-01-15T21:55:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/61 "2011-01-16T02:46:20Z")

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There is nothing more deluded than a Packers fan.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/62 "2011-01-16T02:47:31Z")

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Poor Dio, he tries so hard.

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**Author:** ![UncleNito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7cd45c/32.png) [@UncleNito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleNito)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/63 "2011-01-16T02:48:23Z")

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> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#):
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> I understand that you’re incredibly jaded and refuse to see anything that doesn’t fit your particular vision, but if you’re talking about the best quarterback in the league, at the table for discussion is Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, and Aaron Rodgers.

Don’t forget Tavaris Jackson.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/64 "2011-01-16T02:48:29Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Aaron Rodgers is not in that discussion. He’s not even in the top Five.

You’re right. I forgot to include Ben Reoethlisberger.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/65 "2011-01-16T02:48:46Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> Dude, it’s Dio. If there is one thing he has consistently shown in any football thread is that the only thing to outweigh his obnoxiousness is his complete and utter ignorance of football. You’re wasting your time.

I wonder what would happen if you removed “football” from that sentence!

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/66 "2011-01-16T02:49:31Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> There is nothing more deluded than a Packers fan.

Dude, I’m a Lions fan.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/67 "2011-01-16T02:51:59Z")

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> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#):
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> You’re right. I forgot to include Ben Reoethlisberger.

Rapistberger has rings. I’d put Drew Brees and Eli Manning ahead of Rodgers too. Favre too, when he was playing.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/68 "2011-01-16T02:52:39Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> There is nothing more deluded than a Packers fan.

That’s like Michele Bachman saying there is nobody crazier than Nancy Pelosi.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/69 "2011-01-16T02:53:01Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> I wonder what would happen if you removed “football” from that sentence!

It would still be completely inaccurate.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/70 "2011-01-16T02:53:32Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Rapistberger has rings. I’d put Drew Brees and Eli Manning ahead of Rodgers too. Favre too, when he was playing.

Brees should be in the conversation. Eli and Favre? Thanks for playing.

Peyton Manning  
Tom Brady  
Ben Roethlisberger  
Aaron Rodgers  
Drew Brees

* * *

Everyone else

(just to hoot your nipple)

Brett Favre

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/71 "2011-01-16T02:54:21Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Rapistberger has rings. I’d put Drew Brees and Eli Manning ahead of Rodgers too. Favre too, when he was playing.

Brees I can buy, but you are honestly telling me that you would rather have Manning on the VIkings than Rodgers? And what the fuck does “and Favre when he was playing” mean? i suppose you would rather have Montana, too, when he was playing.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/72 "2011-01-16T02:54:31Z")

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Rodgers isn’t worthy to wash the skid marks out of Brett Favre’s jock.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/73 "2011-01-16T02:55:29Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Rodgers isn’t worthy to wash the skid marks out of Brett Favre’s jock.

Om nom nom nom. This food is so tasty. You shouldn’t have any more on this topic, though.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/74 "2011-01-16T02:56:14Z")

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> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#):
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> Brees I can buy, but you are honestly telling me that you would rather have Manning on the VIkings than Rodgers? And what the fuck does “and Favre when he was playing” mean? i suppose you would rather have Montana, too, when he was playing.

Favre swept Rodgers 2-0 last just year, had a better record, better stats and a better QB rating.

Eli has a ring. Rodgers does not, and they’ve been in the League about the same amount of time.  
Hah! Sack!

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/75 "2011-01-16T02:59:41Z")

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Jones pushes off and doesn’t get called of course. The zebras have their usual instructions to take care of the Packers.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/76 "2011-01-16T03:00:28Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Favre swept Rodgers 2-0 last just year, had a better record, better stats and a better QB rating.
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> Eli has a ring. Rodgers does not, and they’ve been in the League about the same amount of time.  
> Hah! Sack!

I tip my hat to you, though. I’d have to take a nap if I trolled a topic this hard.  
For [you](http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/a7109098-786f-4690-8ffd-62ab153e2176.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/77 "2011-01-16T03:00:36Z")

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Again. It’s Dio.

Do you listen to Jack Chick in discussions of religion?

Do you listen to Charles Manson in discussions of Beatles lyrics?

Do you listen to Westboro Baptist in discussions of tolerance?

It’s Dio. Don’t waste your time.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/78 "2011-01-16T03:08:06Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> Again. It’s Dio.
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> Do you listen to Jack Chick in discussions of religion?
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> Do you listen to Charles Manson in discussions of Beatles lyrics?
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> Do you listen to Westboro Baptist in discussions of tolerance?
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> It’s Dio. Don’t waste your time.

No, I’m genuine with that. Hat’s off to him.

By the way, I slurped Favre for years. I’d watch him dismantle the Lions twice a year and remember saying “Man, I wish I had a quarterback like that.”

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/79 "2011-01-16T03:09:56Z")

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So did I, and nobody did it more than Packer fans, but now they act like he was Trent Dilfer.

Rodgers did not get in on that touchdown, but of course the zebras pretyended that he did. Doesn’t it bother Packer fans that they can’t win on the level?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/80 "2011-01-16T03:11:01Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> The Packers are still dogshit, don’t worry. Their season will still end tonight.

Relative newcomer to football. Is it like golf, where the team with the lower score wins? 😕

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