# NFL Divisional Weekend

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 15, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753 "2011-01-15T21:55:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/101 "2011-01-16T03:33:06Z")

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> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#):
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> It is hard not to use the t-word with posts like that.

“T”? …Time to go home?

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/102 "2011-01-16T03:33:13Z")

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> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#):
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> [Yeah, there are a lot of Cheeseheads there](http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155253/walking-cartman).

Mike McCarthy basically IS Eric cartman.

Remember when he had that groundskeeper fired for telling him, “don’t lay an egg” in an upcoming game? Class act. It must feel good to cheer for a guy like that.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/103 "2011-01-16T03:36:29Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Mike McCarthy basically IS Eric cartman.
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> Remember when he had that groundskeeper fired for telling him, “don’t lay an egg” in an upcoming game? Class act. It must feel good to cheer for a guy like that.

Man, and I thought I was incorrigible in Wii threads.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/104 "2011-01-16T03:37:12Z")

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That McCarthy story is true.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/105 "2011-01-16T03:38:13Z")

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> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#):
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> [K](http://www.gymidiots.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/umad.jpg).

I think you mean [K.](http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/1/15/a0caa416-0b2f-47ed-80b6-c5851a806993.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/106 "2011-01-16T03:38:37Z")

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Packers cleaning up in PP&K, too!

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/107 "2011-01-16T03:39:15Z")

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> [@AlsoNamedBort](#):
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> I think you mean [K.](http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/1/15/a0caa416-0b2f-47ed-80b6-c5851a806993.jpg)

_golf clap_

I like it. How did you get the image?

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/108 "2011-01-16T03:40:41Z")

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> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#):
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> _golf clap_
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> I like it. How did you get the image?

[http://30fps.mocksession.com/](http://30fps.mocksession.com/)

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/109 "2011-01-16T03:42:04Z")

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Nice drive by the Falcons to get within 3 touchdowns. Glad to see Ryan recover, and to see Capers take the foot off the gas. I hope Tony G. is OK though.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/110 "2011-01-16T03:42:43Z")

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> [@AlsoNamedBort](#):
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> [http://30fps.mocksession.com/](http://30fps.mocksession.com/)

That’a crazy. I don’t get the point of the website th-…OH MY GOD. DIO’S RIGHT. LOOK AT THE PACKER KID AS THE GAME’S COMING BACK. IT’S A CONSPIRAC-…

Okay. I’m better now.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/111 "2011-01-16T03:44:04Z")

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Missed that onside by 6 damn inches.

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/112 "2011-01-16T03:44:34Z")

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It’s VERY hard to believe that Dio isn’t doing this purposefully.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/113 "2011-01-16T03:45:04Z")

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Dio complaining about ten yards in 3,2,1…

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/114 "2011-01-16T03:45:44Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> Missed that onside by 6 damn inches.

You should be thrilled about this turn of events. Barring another amazing performance from the Seachickens the Bears will have home field in the Championship Game.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/115 "2011-01-16T03:46:10Z")

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> [@VarlosZ](#):
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> It’s VERY hard to believe that Dio isn’t doing this purposefully.

There’s a word for that.

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**Author:** ![UncleNito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7cd45c/32.png) [@UncleNito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleNito)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/116 "2011-01-16T03:47:30Z")

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Damn. Shoulda gone for it.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/117 "2011-01-16T03:47:34Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> Missed that onside by 6 damn inches.

I feel like nearly every failed onside kick this year has been because of the 10-yard rule. The Falcons probably would’ve got it if he hadn’t jumped for it.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/118 "2011-01-16T03:48:40Z")

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I usually don’t watch playoff football, but I’ve got literally nothing else to do right now. I’m glad I could share these moments with you and Dio.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/119 "2011-01-16T03:49:19Z")

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> [@VarlosZ](#):
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> It’s VERY hard to believe that Dio isn’t doing this purposefully.

Doing what?

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-divisional-weekend/567753/120 "2011-01-16T03:49:45Z")

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> [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](#):
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> You should be thrilled about this turn of events. Barring another amazing performance from the Seachickens the Bears will have home field in the Championship Game.

Yeah. I’ve kept my mouth shut simply because I’m physically incapable of cheering for the Packers. I’m starting to hope Packers start limping off the field though.

Incidentally, the McCarthy is a fucking moron for kicking that FG there. You need to punt the ball, giving the Falcons great field position and a chance to pull within 2 scores is not a wise choice.

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