# NFL Draft 2012 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 13, 2012, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666 "2012-04-13T15:35:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/381 "2012-04-28T02:16:08Z")
Dude, the Cowboys are the complete opposite of “America’s Team.” Unless he means the team we all hate. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/382 "2012-04-28T02:17:05Z")
Well, I didn’t get any picks right, but did stumble across Chad Hennings. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/383 "2012-04-28T02:21:41Z")
Wow, Sanu to the Bengals! ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/384 "2012-04-28T02:22:14Z")
I really like that Bengals draft too. Bastards. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/385 "2012-04-28T02:22:32Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > Wow, Sanu to the Bengals! Kind of a feel good pick there. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/386 "2012-04-28T02:23:13Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > I’d have picked Sanu for the Bengals, just for comic timing after the hoax. Well how about that. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/387 "2012-04-28T02:24:42Z")
Egads! America’s team just selected a Canadian. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/388 "2012-04-28T02:27:11Z")
What’s wrong with Massie? ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/389 "2012-04-28T02:27:18Z")
Sanu is so nonathletic that I dislike him as a WR prospect. That said, with AJ Green on the other side and a real need for a underneath possession type guy who can move the chains and soak up punishment Sanu might be in a perfect situation for him. Wonder if the Steelers are going to look at Lamar Miller. That’d be another really annoying windfall for them. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/390 "2012-04-28T02:29:03Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > What’s wrong with Massie? Slow footed, unathletic and a holding penalty machine. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/391 "2012-04-28T02:30:38Z")
I read a scouting report or two on Bentley. He was made to sound good, but I never watched film. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/392 "2012-04-28T02:32:40Z")
I tire of the “he’s got some great traits and is a good fit for the team that drafted him” ON EVERY FUCKING PICK. Take a fucking stance sometime you idiots. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/393 "2012-04-28T02:32:51Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > I read a scouting report or two on Bentley. He was made to sound good, but I never watched film. Sounds like a small school version of DJ Moore. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/394 "2012-04-28T02:33:27Z")
Will Alameda Te’amu last until the Raiders pick to close out the night? ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/395 "2012-04-28T02:33:38Z")
> [@Omniscient](#): > > Slow footed, unathletic and a holding penalty machine. Sort of a cheaper version of Flozell Adams in the past few years, eh? I wonder why so many gurus have him ranked so high. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/396 "2012-04-28T02:35:37Z")
Why did the Browns pick an 80s screenwriter and director who’s dead? ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/397 "2012-04-28T02:35:57Z")
Hey, the Browns just drafted that guy who made The Breakfast Club and Pretty in Pick. Good on them. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/398 "2012-04-28T02:36:54Z")
Saint’s up! ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/399 "2012-04-28T02:36:58Z")
:rassin’ frassin’ garygnu: ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/400 "2012-04-28T02:37:19Z")
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