# NFL Draft 2012

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 13, 2012, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666 "2012-04-13T15:35:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/141 "2012-04-27T02:08:14Z")

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Pats moving up for DeCastro?

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/142 "2012-04-27T02:08:33Z")

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So happy my Niners won’t get tempted by Wright.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/143 "2012-04-27T02:09:26Z")

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ESPN is showing Weeden talking about Cleveland.

If they select Weeden there I will fucking hunt them down and rape all of them.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/144 "2012-04-27T02:10:43Z")

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You’re keeping me very entertained, **Beefy**. Nice to see someone as enamored with DeCastro as me. I wouldn’t mind seeing the 49ers trade up for him.

Scary to see Aldon Smith’s clone on the Pats.

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/145 "2012-04-27T02:11:19Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> ESPN is showing Weeden talking about Cleveland.
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> If they select Weeden there I will fucking hunt them down and rape all of them.

I hope they make a reality show of that. I’d buy the DVDs.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/146 "2012-04-27T02:11:25Z")

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I hadn’t hyped myself up for DeCastro at all because it seemed like a lock he’d be gone before Browns picked at #22. But falling to #22, they have to take him. COME ON, NO RISK PICK. Holmgren knows what Hutchinson meant.

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/147 "2012-04-27T02:13:11Z")

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Weeden? Bwhahahahahahaha!

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/148 "2012-04-27T02:13:19Z")

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Wow. Someone buy **Beef** a camcorder.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/149 "2012-04-27T02:13:19Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> ESPN is showing Weeden talking about Cleveland.
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> If they select Weeden there I will fucking hunt them down and rape all of them.

Do we need to pitch in for your bail?

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/150 "2012-04-27T02:13:24Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> ESPN is showing Weeden talking about Cleveland.
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> If they select Weeden there I will fucking hunt them down and rape all of them.

I’m calling the Secret Service. Unless they’re busy with hookers.

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**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/151 "2012-04-27T02:13:34Z")

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Ehhhhhhhhhhh…

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/152 "2012-04-27T02:13:54Z")

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WHAT THE FUCK  
seriously what the fuck

NO  
I’M PUTTING ON MY RAPING BOOTS RIGHT NOW, BBL

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/153 "2012-04-27T02:13:58Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> ESPN is showing Weeden talking about Cleveland.
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> If they select Weeden there I will fucking hunt them down and rape all of them.

Looks like you got some raping to do. Browns took Weeden.

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**Author:** ![Jules\_Andre](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jules_andre/32/9334_2.png) [@Jules\_Andre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jules_Andre)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/154 "2012-04-27T02:14:56Z")

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Hahaha

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/155 "2012-04-27T02:15:46Z")

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I actually like Wheedon better than Tannehill, so if your benchmark is where Tannehill was taken, it was great value. And QB is way more important than guard. I wouldn’t run out and rape anyone just yet Beef. Although I am concerned that you have raping boots.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/156 "2012-04-27T02:16:54Z")

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I need to figure out who “all of them” is but I’m gonna start with the walrus.

Seriously, this was shaping up to be a dream draft. Richardson + DeCastro + Massie/Glenn/Martin would instantly make them go from bottom 5 running game in the NFL to #1 running game in the NFL. Get your QB next year.

You fucking gave up the chance to have the best running game in the NFL to draft a fucking geriatric QB that would’ve been there at your next pick anyway WHAT THE I RAPE ALL OF YOUUUUU

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/157 "2012-04-27T02:16:55Z")

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It’s a ballsy pick, I’ll give them that at least.

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**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/158 "2012-04-27T02:17:20Z")

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Weeden is going to have to become the starter sometime this year and have a productive 10 year career for that pick to be worth it. Could it happen? Sure. But it’s definitely a gamble.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/159 "2012-04-27T02:17:25Z")

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C’mon Lions, don’t let DeCastro slip to the Steelers.

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**Author:** ![Linden\_Arden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Linden\_Arden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linden_Arden)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/160 "2012-04-27T02:17:31Z")

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OG is the least impact position on the field. Special teams excepted.

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