# NFL Draft 2012 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 13, 2012, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666 "2012-04-13T15:35:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/161 "2012-04-27T02:17:55Z")
After Beef gets done with his raping, [the Browns have a new kickoff song](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8). ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/162 "2012-04-27T02:18:12Z")
Riley Reiff? ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/163 "2012-04-27T02:19:15Z")
If the Steelers get DeCastro I’m gonna… double rape? wtf can I do to?!? ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/164 "2012-04-27T02:19:20Z")
**Beef** , how much better would you have felt if they waited until pick 37 to grab him? ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/165 "2012-04-27T02:19:30Z")
The Pats traded up again? Wierd. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/166 "2012-04-27T02:20:11Z")
I’m going to be in my car driving home now. If I’m not back home by the 49ers’ pick, here’s my list: Gold: Coby Fleener Amini Silatolu Kevin Zeitler Silver: Peter Konz Whitney Mercilus Stephen Hill Bronze: Janoris Jenkins Rueben Randle ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/167 "2012-04-27T02:20:29Z")
> [@MOIDALIZE](#): > > **Beef** , how much better would you have felt if they waited until pick 37 to grab him? 60%? They could’ve waited to the third round. If they picked him in the third round I’d have been okay with it, especially if my fucking decastro/glenn plan came together. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/168 "2012-04-27T02:20:33Z")
> [@senorbeef](#): > > if the steelers get decastro i’m gonna… Double rape? Wtf can i do to?!? this rape train has no brakes. ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/169 "2012-04-27T02:21:19Z")
> [@SenorBeef](#): > > If the Steelers get DeCastro I’m gonna… double rape? wtf can I do to?!? Bwahahahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/170 "2012-04-27T02:21:29Z")
BODYSLAM RAPE FUCK FUAHGGDHADH DHAGGHGDGhdghdgahgadhbgadbgad dagdahgdgd d d gad OK LOGGING OFF FOR A WHILE ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/171 "2012-04-27T02:22:03Z")
The Bears absolutely should have drafted DeCastro. So so so so so angry. Where do the Bears even plan on playing Forrest? SLB? MLB? DE? Steelers just got such a gift. Its like the NFL rigged it. Gonna regret thus one for a long long time ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/172 "2012-04-27T02:22:08Z")
DeCastro to PIT. We should pitch in and get \*\*Beef \*\*some Viagra. He’s gonna need it. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/173 "2012-04-27T02:22:57Z")
I dunno if this has been said, and I’m sorry if it has but… Adam Shefter tweeting everyones pick BEFORE they make it is really pissing me off. Will you please let me be surprised?? ---
**Author:** ![Jules\_Andre](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jules_andre/32/9334_2.png) [@Jules\_Andre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jules_Andre)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/174 "2012-04-27T02:24:13Z")
Somehow these linemen always fall to the Steelers, no matter wherethey draft. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/175 "2012-04-27T02:25:44Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > I dunno if this has been said, and I’m sorry if it has but… > > Adam Shefter tweeting everyones pick BEFORE they make it is really pissing me off. Will you please let me be surprised?? Ummm don’t follow him? ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/176 "2012-04-27T02:26:34Z")
> [@Jules\_Andre](#): > > Somehow these linemen always fall to the Steelers, no matter wherethey draft. D linemen, I’ll give you. Linebackers, yup. O-line? We got Pouncey, which was awesome, but other than that, we don’t HAVE an offensive line. About time we got a few run blockers. The Steelers also historically draft very well…good value in most rounds. The later rounds especially have been historically great for Steeler WRs. Hines Ward - 3rd Round, Mike Wallace - 3rd Round, Antonio Brown, 6th round. Few teams scout and pick players to fit their system better than the Steelers. ---
**Author:** ![Linden\_Arden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Linden\_Arden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linden_Arden)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/177 "2012-04-27T02:26:44Z")
> [@Jules\_Andre](#): > > Somehow these linemen always fall to the Steelers, no matter wherethey draft. Like when Jerry Rice fell to the 49ers. My stupid team passed on him. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/178 "2012-04-27T02:26:57Z")
Well I’m happy. Ultimately I think Reiff is a fairly week example of a second Tackle taken in a draft historically , But there weren’t any other tackles better than him and He can make them better by a decent amount, going into the future with a young core. Boring, predictable, by-the-book pick; What a great thing that is. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/179 "2012-04-27T02:34:37Z")
HA! My Packers just traded up because all the DE/LBs were flying off the board and they got scared…JUST like I thought they would. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2012/618666/180 "2012-04-27T02:35:25Z")
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