# NFL Draft 2013 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 9, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234 "2013-04-09T16:07:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/141 "2013-04-26T00:35:01Z")
Joeckel looks about 12. ---
**Author:** ![Jules\_Andre](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jules_andre/32/9334_2.png) [@Jules\_Andre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jules_Andre)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/142 "2013-04-26T00:35:20Z")
Double damn… ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/143 "2013-04-26T00:36:01Z")
God this draft sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/144 "2013-04-26T00:36:04Z")
Incidentally, I am watching the NFL network coverage on TV. Thank you, Bright House Networks. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/145 "2013-04-26T00:36:16Z")
That is one snazzy bowtie. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/146 "2013-04-26T00:37:43Z")
Dion Jordan was the only guy who the Browns could’ve drafted at #6 that I’d have felt good about. I don’t think anyone is going to trade up there now, although maybe someone will really want Johnson if he’s still there. Ugh. I think it’s going to be Mingo. UGH. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/147 "2013-04-26T00:40:19Z")
Miami went from #12 (I think?) to #3 for their second round pick #42. Less than you’d see in a typical year, but this is a buyer’s market this year. ---
**Author:** ![Jules\_Andre](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jules_andre/32/9334_2.png) [@Jules\_Andre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jules_Andre)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/148 "2013-04-26T00:42:03Z")
Extended commercial break (NFLN) with Eagles on the clock for the 233rd straight year. Pick is in, that means I’m disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/149 "2013-04-26T00:44:11Z")
Alright, so what would make me kill myself? I’m going to go with EJ Manuel at #6. ---
**Author:** ![Jules\_Andre](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jules_andre/32/9334_2.png) [@Jules\_Andre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jules_Andre)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/150 "2013-04-26T00:44:53Z")
Why is nobody mentioning that Lane Johnson is only getting picked this high because he had a crazy good combine? How come nobody is saying Mike Mamula’s name? I hate this pick so much. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/151 "2013-04-26T00:48:34Z")
I guess the best DL are gonna fall to 6. I’d rather have the Browns take one of them, even though they are fairly stacked at the DL position, than to take Mingo. Oh Mingo, a supposed elite pass rushing prospect on an elite defense that has like fucking 7 career sacks. How are you even a thing. ---
**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/152 "2013-04-26T00:51:40Z")
NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo! A project pick at number 5? ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/153 "2013-04-26T00:51:46Z")
Well, I can only hope for a trade. I’ll take scraps here. But I don’t know who’s gonna move up here. St. Louis or San Fran maybe? Doubt it. Nothing good can happen here, I guess Milliner or Floyd/Star are the only things here that won’t suck. ---
**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/154 "2013-04-26T00:53:05Z")
And he wears hipster glasses. FML. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/155 "2013-04-26T00:54:28Z")
Browns rushed in their pick apparently. WTF. Who could be here that would be a fist-pump turn in the ticket? Wait till the last minute in case someone gets stupid and wants to trade up. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/156 "2013-04-26T00:55:55Z")
Could I at least have one fucking optimistic, hopeful football-related day in the year? Is that so much to ask? ---
**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/157 "2013-04-26T00:56:26Z")
You rushed for a guy from a Key & Peele skit. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/158 "2013-04-26T00:56:35Z")
Come on, SenorBeef, you’ll love Mingo. You won’t want to, but [you won’t be able to help yourself.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxQwKW7Y0tc&playnext=1&list=PL3D6E24E7C98902C2) I think if you want hope, you’re going to have to switch teams. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/159 "2013-04-26T00:58:22Z")
Happy that A Central Michigan player was picked #1! Go Chips! ---
**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234/160 "2013-04-26T00:59:12Z")
That made my day worse. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft-2013/655234.md?page=9)