# NFL draft

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 23, 2006, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859 "2006-04-23T15:42:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/301 "2006-04-29T21:08:11Z")

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> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> **Omniscent** , the Giants disappeared in your mock draft. Is that by design?
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> Mel Kiper doesn’t like. I think I agree, as well. Too early for this guy.

Nope, was an accident, the trade got me all confused and the site I was referencing to be sure hadn’t updated yet.

Needless to say my picks got all goofy with Kiwanuka going before the Saints get a chance. I figure they’ll eye Eric Winston or the best CB available.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/302 "2006-04-29T21:09:20Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Allow me to relay the [ESPN.com](http://ESPN.com) reaction my Bills’ first-round picks:  
> However, Kiper seems to think the Whitney selection was justified. Either way, these look like big gambles.

I hear the tears of many Buffalonians all dropping around me. Not good in the old town tonight, that’s for sure.

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/303 "2006-04-29T21:12:47Z")

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> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> I hear the tears of many Buffalonians all dropping around me. Not good in the old town tonight, that’s for sure.

No kidding. As bad as the Giants did in the first round, it wasn’t as bad as the Bills. I was hoping for McCargo at the end of the second, which would have been a mild reach even there.

Well, at least we didn’t draft offense in the first round, thank god.

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**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/304 "2006-04-29T21:13:09Z")

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Fuck! Saints could have had Justice to play in front of his teamate! Exclamation point!

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/305 "2006-04-29T21:14:28Z")

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So who is likely to take White and Justice at this point? The Jets may need a backup for Martin…

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/306 "2006-04-29T21:15:00Z")

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I seriously wonder about what some of these GMs think. I mean, don’t they have a highly educated scouting staff going out and digging this stuff up?

Maybe that’s the problem.

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/307 "2006-04-29T21:15:48Z")

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> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> Mark these words.

Dammit. Now I have a 2 inch black line on my monitor from the Sharpie ink. I expect your check will be mailed Monday morning? :mad:

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**Author:** ![Kiros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/439d5e/32.png) [@Kiros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiros)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/308 "2006-04-29T21:17:05Z")

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As a second rounder, White is great value for any number of teams. I think the Jets probably take him here, but it could really be anyone in the next half dozen picks - who DOESN’T need more RB depth at discount price?

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/309 "2006-04-29T21:17:23Z")

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> [@Kiros](#):
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> Yeah, Ryans is good value there, but you’d Justice would fit PERFECTLY into what they need. The issues with him _must_ be bigger than any of us know.
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> I’m really hoping the Pats can sneak up in the second round, there are a LOT of quality players who have dropped at this point.

I did read a rumor a week ago that two potential 1st round players failed a drug test. Might be the reason some of them are slipping as they are.

(5 beer WAG)

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/310 "2006-04-29T21:19:14Z")

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Jets must’ve traded their pick to Washington, and Washington takes… Rocky McIntosh. The California Landslide continues.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/311 "2006-04-29T21:19:35Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> Dammit. Now I have a 2 inch black line on my monitor from the Sharpie ink. I expect your check will be mailed Monday morning? :mad:

It comes in when the Cardinals win the Super Bowl.

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/312 "2006-04-29T21:20:17Z")

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Justice in the Green and Gold. Either a smart pick or the half liter of Baily’s and 9 beers talking.

Whatever happens, I’m going to get the 10th beer. And I’m still calling for the draft to start and end without a break. I do not want this to end. _hic_🙂

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**Author:** ![Kiros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/439d5e/32.png) [@Kiros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiros)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/313 "2006-04-29T21:22:00Z")

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It’s a “make Brett happy” pick!

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/314 "2006-04-29T21:22:00Z")

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> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> It comes in when the Cardinals win the Super Bowl.

So you’re telling me I’m out a monitor? Well, no. That certainty would only come if you were promising payment based on the Vikings winning a Super Bowl.

I’ll wait patiently, but refrain from holding my breath. 😉

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/315 "2006-04-29T21:22:45Z")

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Ha. I think we need a thread-wide alcohol count. How far along is everyone to the path of Complete Inebriation?

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/316 "2006-04-29T21:22:45Z")

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This Pick Isn’t 5 Minutes Old  
and it already tops the Cedric Jones pick…

Ea You Idiot!

WTF Are You Doing Are You Joking

5 Hours For This?  
any as upset as me?

Loss Of Words

Where’s Ashton Kutcher? This Must Be Some Sort Of Joke  
OSI, STRAHAN, TUCK, MOORE

Someone Tell Ea  
that only two DE can play at a time…

We Waited 5 Hours For This?  
Im gonna be sick

Is Ea High?!?!?!?!?!?!  
a DE??? Is Strahan and Tuck gonna drop dead tomorrow?

Someone Tell Ea You Cant Play 3 Des At Once

The Only Thing Worse Than Picking A De  
is picking a QB

Disbelief!  
Extra waiting and anticipation on the draft pick 4 wat?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Omg  
OMG

Ea U Stoopid Imgrate!

Woooooooooow  
what are you doing EA!!!

I Cant Wait To You Leave Ea  
Nice pick

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Yeah, they don’t believe in posting to existing threads over there. Oh man, we’d better be picking up two DTs in a row with our next two picks, and they better be from the following group:

Gabriel Watson  
Claude Wroten  
Rodrique Wright  
[del]John McCargo[/del] \<— incomprehensible reach for the Billies  
Orien Harris  
Kyle Williams  
Babatunde Oshinowo

Oh, wait, none of them played for BC, so I guess no dice.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/317 "2006-04-29T21:24:26Z")

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I lust, in a purely hetersexual football way, for Gabe Watson.  
He needs to be wearing Blue and Silver soon, dammit.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/318 "2006-04-29T21:25:44Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> So you’re telling me I’m out a monitor? Well, no. That certainty would only come if you were promising payment based on the Vikings winning a Super Bowl.
> 
> I’ll wait patiently, but refrain from holding my breath. 😉

I gave out my Insider information and I’m still in debt? Curses!! _shakes fist at sky_

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/319 "2006-04-29T21:25:52Z")

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> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> I lust, in a purely hetersexual football way, for Gabe Watson.  
> He needs to be wearing Blue and Silver soon, dammit.

Yeah, no kidding.

My idea was to trade down that 32 to the Jets picking up an extra (high) fourth and pick Watson there, or if all else fails just take him at 32.

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-draft/353859/320 "2006-04-29T21:25:56Z")

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> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> It comes in when the Cardinals win the Super Bowl.

And here I was thinking about starting a “cardinals march to the super bowl” thread 🙂

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