# NFL Playoffs Wildcard weekend

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 4, 2014, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910 "2014-01-04T23:29:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/41 "2014-01-05T17:45:43Z")

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The [win probability chart](http://live.advancednflstats.com/index.php?gameid1=2014010400) for the KC/IND game is hilarious.

> [@pricciar](#):
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> Heading into the season I was wary of Kelly as a head coach, and of the talent level the team possessed. To see them win the division and compete in the playoffs is beyond way beyond my and most people’s expectations for the season.
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> It’s going to be interesting to see how things go with Foles as the starter right out of training camp. In his final drive of the game tonight he certainly played as if he was the real deal. I hope that is a sign of things to come.

You do realize, don’t you, that this type of success is not at all unusual for a new coach/QB combo? Opposing defenses don’t have the film with which to properly game plan, and there are too many unknowns. The following year, these teams come back to reality.

Enjoy the “success”…their 6-10 2014 campaign is on the clock.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/42 "2014-01-05T17:50:35Z")

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_“They got lucky”_  
“Things Loverboy sings about.”  
_“We beat ourselves”_  
“Ummm…things self-flagellators say.”  
"_They weren’t better than us."_  
“Oh! Things [whiny loser scumbags](http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/sbnation/SBNation_20140105_Jason_Peters_says_Saints_got __lucky__ win_over_Eagles.html) say after blowing a big game!”  
\<DINGDINGDINGDINGDING!!\>

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/43 "2014-01-05T18:02:15Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> _“They got lucky”_  
> “Things Loverboy sings about.”  
> _“We beat ourselves”_  
> “Ummm…things self-flagellators say.”  
> "_They weren’t better than us."_  
> “Oh! Things [whiny loser scumbags](http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/sbnation/SBNation_20140105_Jason_Peters_says_Saints_got __lucky__ win_over_Eagles.html) say after blowing a big game!”  
> \<DINGDINGDINGDINGDING!!\>

Considering that Brees threw two bonehead INTs, and the Saints lost their best CB (and maybe best defensive player) Lewis in the 2nd half, it’s pretty rich for the Iggles to say they beat themselves!

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**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/44 "2014-01-05T18:21:07Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> You do realize, don’t you, that this type of success is not at all unusual for a new coach/QB combo? Opposing defenses don’t have the film with which to properly game plan, and there are too many unknowns. The following year, these teams come back to reality.

Yeah! That’s part of why next year is going to be so interesting. One year of success like Foles this year might be a fluke. If he can pull off two years of elite QBing the Eagles have a chance to be fun to watch for a few years. They might even figure out how to get lucky and win a playoff game.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/45 "2014-01-05T18:32:14Z")

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San Diego just running the ball down the throats of the Bengals. As a fan of football, it’s nice to see the running game being a big part of the game.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/46 "2014-01-05T18:49:20Z")

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Both Dalton and Rivers missing wide open guys and killing drives. Not great QBing so far.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/47 "2014-01-05T19:30:13Z")

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Are they reviewing the spike? Because that was the last play. I don’t think they can review the catch after a play has already been run.

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/48 "2014-01-05T19:31:15Z")

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Yeah I don’t understand this at all.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/49 "2014-01-05T19:34:40Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> Yeah I don’t understand this at all.

I’m guessing they’re saying the review was called for before the spiking of the ball, so the spike never happened (which is what the ref’s handling of the time left means). In that case, lucky damn break for the Bengals that they reviewed the call.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/50 "2014-01-05T19:38:35Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> I’m guessing they’re saying the review was called for before the spiking of the ball, so the spike never happened (which is what the ref’s handling of the time left means). In that case, lucky damn break for the Bengals that they reviewed the call.

Why was it lucky? It was a catch. Bengals are starting to come on. If not for an untimely Giovanni Bernard fumble, it would be 14-7 instead of 10.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/51 "2014-01-05T19:40:11Z")

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As as aside:

Ric Flair? Really? Is that the best the Niners could do, a guy who played a pretend sport, used performance enhancing drugs, and who can’t handle finances without cheating?

Alrighty then.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/52 "2014-01-05T19:42:58Z")

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> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> Why was it lucky?

You’re right. They would have spiked the ball and had the chance to kick the field goal anyway. My bad.

> [@FGIE](#):
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> It was a catch. Bengals are starting to come on. If not for an untimely Giovanni Bernard fumble, it would be 14-7 instead of 10.

I refuse to believe Gio Bernard would do such a thing.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/53 "2014-01-05T19:56:35Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> As as aside:
> 
> Ric Flair? Really? Is that the best the Niners could do, a guy who played a pretend sport, used performance enhancing drugs, and who can’t handle finances without cheating?
> 
> Alrighty then.

BREAKING NEWS: Aaron Rogers downgraded to “out” after being attacked by Tully Blanchard, Ole Anderson and Arn Anderson during a pre-game warmup.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/54 "2014-01-05T19:58:17Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> I refuse to believe Gio Bernard would do such a thing.

😃

Asshole.

🙂

IIRC it was his first of the year. Burfict being hurt really sucks though.

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**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/55 "2014-01-05T19:58:46Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> BREAKING NEWS: Aaron Rogers downgraded to “out” after being attacked by Tully Blanchard, Ole Anderson and Arn Anderson during a pre-game warmup.

The Four Horsemen!

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**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/56 "2014-01-05T20:02:16Z")

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Two great throws in a row by Rivers.

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**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/57 "2014-01-05T20:08:07Z")

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And the QB Without a Soul fumbles it away…

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/58 "2014-01-05T20:08:57Z")

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Andy Dalton’s hands just want to turn over the ball. They can’t help themselves.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/59 "2014-01-05T20:23:38Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> BREAKING NEWS: Aaron Rogers downgraded to “out” after being attacked by Tully Blanchard, Ole Anderson and Arn Anderson during a pre-game warmup.

😃

But now a mysterious masked man has appeared at Lambeau Field, known only as The Midnight Double Checker…

😃

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**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-playoffs-wildcard-weekend/677910/60 "2014-01-05T20:38:34Z")

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The Ginger Rifle!

ETA: AND 15!

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