# NFL Predictions - Week 10

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 2, 2000, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389 "2000-11-02T15:42:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/21 "2000-11-03T13:58:33Z")

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Thanks, **imthjckaz**!

**Montfort** - I just calls 'em like I sees 'em.

I am starting to worry about that Redskins pick, I hope George isn’t rusty. I see that the Raiders are nicely dinged up too, hope that doesn’t screw up that pick as well.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/22 "2000-11-03T17:34:13Z")

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**Gazoo picks I like:**

Ravens 17 at Bengals 6  
Bills 24 at Patriots 20  
Cowboys 23 at Eagles 17 (Concussion-boy also has a mangled back!)  
Colts 27 at Bears 24  
Giants 20 at Browns 0  
Steelers 10 at Titans 27  
Buccaneers 17 at Falcons 13  
Redskins 30 at Cardinals 10  
49ers 17 at Saints 20  
Chargers 20 at Seahawks 13  
Panthers 10 at Rams 35  
Vikings 35 at Packers 30  
Chiefs 20 at Raider 23 OT

My only comments: (1) the Steelers, not the Bears, will make it close (but still lose); (2) the Saints could win their _fifth straight game_. Can they do that? Is that legal? (No, seriously, I like them.) (3) Yes, the Seahawks really _are_ that bad. (4) The Seahawks and Chargers scored 34 and 31 against the Rams. The Panthers can manage 20; everyone else has!

**OTOH:**

Dolphins 21 at Lions 13  
Broncos 24 at Jets 27

Dolphins at Lions - gawd, I hate the Lions…I just can’t figure them out. But this just _feels_ like one of those games where they’ll be too sticky to handle, yuhknowwhutimean? I’ll take the Lions.

Broncos at Jets - the Broncos are coming back from the bye week rested and well, and still pissed at themselves for losing to the Bungles. I gotta like 'em.

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/23 "2000-11-06T05:48:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gazoo \*  
> \*\ ***Montfort** - I just calls 'em like I sees 'em.
> 
> I am starting to worry about that Redskins pick, I hope George isn’t rusty. I see that the Raiders are nicely dinged up too, hope that doesn’t screw up that pick as well. \*\*

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but **Gazoo** , I think you need some new glasses.

I hope you’re happy with your Dallas and Washington picks. 😃

**Go Eagles!**

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/24 "2000-11-06T08:03:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SterlingNorth \*
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> \*\*Your streak’s coming to an end, curseboy. The 'Skins ain’t gonna lost to the Cards, no matter how much you or my dad roots for them. \*\*

Tee hee!

Go Giants!!

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Yer pal,  
[Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg)

\*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:  
Six months, four weeks, 6 hours, 5 minutes and 10 seconds.  
8450 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,056.27.  
Extra time with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 1 day, 8 hours, 10 minutes.

**David B used me as a cite!** \*

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/25 "2000-11-06T14:04:31Z")

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::hangs head in shame::

I miss Marshall Faulk already.

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**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/26 "2000-11-06T14:10:00Z")

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Freakin’ Redskins!! How does your running back _alone_ outgain the entire other team and you LOSE!!??

Boy, the record is going to take a hit this week. Bears, Cardinals, Eagles, Panthers, Broncos, Seahawks…

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**Author:** ![JosephFinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@JosephFinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JosephFinn)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/27 "2000-11-06T22:53:16Z")

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Should have changed your pick on the Bears once you saw the reports out of practice. It’s a team now, not a showcase for “Hollywood” McNown. Let’s hear it for Miller! Did a great job keeping the game going and running plays. Is he tthe greatest? Hell, no. But he’s a much more capable player than McNown. Here’s hoping we keep Miller in for as long as possible before Jauronstedt tosses his pet quarterback back in the fray.

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**Author:** ![Sledman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Sledman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sledman)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/28 "2000-11-06T23:03:28Z")

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Cold, rain and wind…

Should be a beautiful night for Football in the NFC Norris. (Not quite as good as the Bears on Halloween that year…but a good night all the same)

As Gazoo’s record falls another notch….

Sorry Skins fans but we did openly taunt him prior to miss number 2 by your boy Heppner. What happened with Conway anyway??

Push left, pull right or is that pull left, push right… I always get that wrong.

Go Pack!!!

Crosses fingers for the evening…

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/29 "2000-11-07T02:02:34Z")

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I’ve reached the conclusion: as long as Norv is coaching the Redskins, they cannot wih the Super Bowl. After the season, it’ll be time to dump him and get a real coach.

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/30 "2000-11-07T02:33:58Z")

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RT - You mean Norvous Turnover?

Please do keep him… Please, oh please keep him!

Love, The New York Giants

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Yer pal,  
[Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg)

\*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:  
Six months, four weeks, one day, 35 minutes and 30 seconds.  
8480 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,060.12.  
Extra time with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 1 day, 10 hours, 40 minutes.

**David B used me as a cite!** \*

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/31 "2000-11-07T05:08:13Z")

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I hate you, Gazoo.

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**Author:** ![Sledman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Sledman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sledman)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/32 "2000-11-07T05:51:03Z")

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One word baby…

**ESPY!**

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**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/33 "2000-11-07T10:13:15Z")

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That was just so so wrong on so so many levels. I can’t think about it, I’m having chest pains!

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/34 "2000-11-07T11:51:47Z")

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A botched field goal, then, a botched pass attempt when the holder should’ve just spiked the ball, then a ricochet circus catch that should’ve been an interception…

and the Vikes are 7-2.

Oy gevalt.

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**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/35 "2000-11-07T13:47:59Z")

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Wow, wow, wow! What an ending! Oh well, another loss for the week, but a fantasy win and a Pack win - I’ll take it.

**Sledman** - Conway (Redskins former Kicker) is injured, I believe they cut him too.

I predict the Redskins will not win again in week 11!

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/36 "2000-11-07T14:45:09Z")

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Gazoo -

I’d like to put in a request for week 12? Pick the Rams over the Skins, please. CLEARLY, they only win when you pick against them. If you don’t, I’m coming out there and beating you up.

Thanks. 🙂

And Satan? HUSH!!! 😃

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/37 "2000-11-07T15:32:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Falcon \*  
> \*\*I’d like to put in a request for week 12? Pick the Rams over the Skins, please. CLEARLY, they only win when you pick against them. \*\*

Them’s fightin’ words Falcon. Apparently you and I have some trash-talking to do before Sunday. We’re even making it easy on you this week - no Kurt Warner and no Marshall Faulk - and you still think you’re team can’t win unless Gazoo uses his magical powers? The 'Skins must suck worse than I originally thought.😉

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/38 "2000-11-07T15:39:36Z")

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First off, game’s in two weeks, hon. Skins have a bye this weekend.

Second, oh, you’re gonna lose regardless! No Warner, no Faulk, Darryl Green comes back that week for the 'Skins…you’re going DOWN, Crunchy!!! _evil laugh_

I just don’t want Gazoo to jinx us, is all. 😃

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**Author:** ![Sledman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Sledman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sledman)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/39 "2000-11-07T15:41:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gazoo \*  
> \*\*  
> **Sledman** - Conway (Redskins former Kicker) is injured, I believe they cut him too.
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> I predict the Redskins will not win again in week 11! \*\*

I knew he got hurt and they cut him but it seems odd to cut your starting kicker because he got hurt… I mean how bad can a kicker get hurt? Most times they are back in a couple weeks. He must have pissed someone in the organization off. So how about it **Falcon**? What is the story behind the story?

Oh and before I forget…

**Bottle of Smoke…** Shame on you for ever doubting the power of the Green and Gold in a Divisional game. You must now perform penance. Recite for us the words to \*\*Go You Packers, Go, Go! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-10/39389/40 "2000-11-07T16:18:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sledman \*  
> **I knew he got hurt and they cut him but it seems odd to cut your starting kicker because he got hurt…**

I also thought it was against the League’s agreement with the players’ union to cut _anyone_ because of injury. Isn’t that why Todd Peterson is suing the Seahawks?

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