# NFL Predictions:  Week One

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 7, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162 "2001-09-07T01:31:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![DKW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dkw/32/3118_2.png) [@DKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DKW)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/21 "2001-09-08T05:31:18Z")

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Gazoo - I don’t have the foggiest idea what’s going to happen this season, but your weekly predictions are always a joy to read. Great to have you back, and good luck to ya.

One little question, though…since when did the entire freaking universe revolve around the Redskins?? If I were a Cowboys fan, I’d be climbing the walls! (Well, actually I’d already be climbing the walls over the state of the team, but never mind.)

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**Author:** ![frock75](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@frock75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/frock75)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/22 "2001-09-08T06:56:17Z")

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I-G-G-L-E-S Iggles!!!  
A center would be nice and the recievers have a whole lot of fucking up to do. That being said, I think it will be an exciting year in Philly. I went to last weeks pre-season game. The fans are already fired up. GO EAGLES!!!

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/23 "2001-09-08T16:01:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gazoo \*  
> **Montfort** - The loss of Vincent, or him having to try to keep up with Holt or Bruce on a gimpy knee doesn’t bode well for the Iggles. I do think they’ll take the NFC East this year, as the division’s only entry into the playoffs actually.

Yeah, true, I guess. I still think the D is strong enough without Vincent, though.

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> **ShibOleth** - I don’t think that after the cancelled pre-season game, and the out-cry by even the Iggles, there will be any turf problems in Philly this year. Batteries thrown on the field is another issue. \*\*

No batteries will be thrown in Philly this year until the Rangers (and Lindros) come to town in January.

And, **stuyguy** : let’s make it simple, yet fun. If the **Eagles** win, you gotta be **Stuyguy** until the Rams win another game. If the Rams win, I’ll be **montfort** until the Eagles win their next game. Deal? Apparently I’m not allowed to change my sig. Well, maybe for the Super Bowl. 🙂

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**Author:** ![stuyguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@stuyguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuyguy)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/24 "2001-09-08T21:54:29Z")

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M:

Sounds good. (BTW, do you mean _officially_ changing names, or just for internal intrathread taunting?)

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/25 "2001-09-08T22:35:16Z")

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…and sexier too. I’m liking the predictions about Bucs vs. Dallas. The way our defense is set up this year, I’ll take bets on the prediction that we’ll have the top defense in the league cinched by week 3, at the latest. But we did lose our defensive coordinator to who, Seattle I think, sometime in the offseason. Doesn’t worry me much though.

Anyone know what happened with the turf dispute in Philly?

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**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/26 "2001-09-09T01:38:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \*  
> **But we did lose our defensive coordinator to who, Seattle I think, sometime in the offseason. Doesn’t worry me much though.**

Lovis Smith is with the Rams now.\*\*

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> Anyone know what happened with the turf dispute in Philly? \*\*

The city dumped a lot of time and money into making sure that the “Nexturf” or whatever they’re using will be fine. To the point of laying own a layer of asphalt under the turf before the Iggles game, then tearing it up before the Phillies game. Philly will _not_ be made fun of again this year. Over the turf anyway.

**Montfort** - The Iggles have two of the finer DBs in the laegue. They don’t have much depth at the position though. It could spell trouble.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/27 "2001-09-09T02:31:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gazoo \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \*  
> > **But we did lose our defensive coordinator to who, Seattle I think, sometime in the offseason. Doesn’t worry me much though.**
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> Lovis Smith is with the Rams now\*\*

Correction: Monte Kiffin is still the Bucs defensive coordinator. If he left the Bucs it would be as a head coach, but I don’t see it happening anytime soon. Lovie Smith was the Bucs’ linebacker coach and he is now the Rams’ defensive coordinator. They’ve also installed the Bucs’ defensive scheme in NY, where Herman Edwards is now the Jets’ head coach. He was the Bucs’ defensive backfield coach and assistant coach until this year and is a class act, a bit in the Dungy mold, which NY definitely needs. Also Edwards took Damien Robinson with him. Dexter Jackson has replaced Robinson at safety for the Bucs.

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/28 "2001-09-09T02:31:20Z")

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Thanks for the info, **Gazoo**.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/29 "2001-09-09T02:33:00Z")

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Happy simulposts, **foxy**!!

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/30 "2001-09-09T14:21:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by stuyguy \*  
> \*\*M:
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> Sounds good. (BTW, do you mean _officially_ changing names, or just for internal intrathread taunting?) \*\*

No, for all posts on the SDMB until the Rams win again. Feel free to put “I used to be stuyguy, but since the Rams sucked in Philly I’m now Stuyguy” in your sig, too, if you want to explain it to your adoring fans. 🙂

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/31 "2001-09-09T17:46:01Z")

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Haha… **ShibbO**. Thanks to you for the info as well. Looks like I’ve turned you into a full-fledged Buccaneers Super Fan[sup]TM[/sup]. 😃

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/32 "2001-09-09T20:26:17Z")

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My prediction is the Vikings are not great. I’m so disappointed.

That is all.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/33 "2001-09-09T21:15:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \*  
> \*\*My prediction is the Vikings are not great. I’m so disappointed.
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> That is all. \*\*

Well, that certainly toasted me in the Pick’em league. On the bright side it puts the Bucs a game up straight out of the gates… 🙂

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/34 "2001-09-09T21:28:17Z")

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As a Chiefs/Trent Green fan (I was a Chiefs fan while St. Louis was without football, and I still have some residual loyalty to them) that Oakland-KC game was painful.

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**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/35 "2001-09-09T21:35:49Z")

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9-1 straight up. 7-3 against the spread.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/36 "2001-09-09T22:15:10Z")

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…wah.

I repeat:

…wah.

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**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/37 "2001-09-09T22:29:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \*  
> \*\*My prediction is the Vikings are not great. I’m so disappointed.
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> That is all. \*\*

SIlver Fire, the Vikings **are** great, but the sooner you realize that the games they are supposed to dominate are the games they always lose bitterly, the better off you’ll be. Chin up, we’ll show 'em next week!

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**Author:** ![Jibby7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/65b543/32.png) [@Jibby7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jibby7)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/38 "2001-09-09T23:28:33Z")

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Go PACKERS!

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/39 "2001-09-09T23:32:18Z")

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Well, the Dallas/TB game wasn’t nearly as spread as anyone expected, and I’ll admit I was a little nervous until Lynch came through on the big interception. And **ShibbOleth** , what happened to my game-day jersey? I haven’t heard anything else from you about it since a couple weeks ago.

But talk about a big upset, Carolina beats Minnesota???  
Nobody was expecting that one.

The Bengals win against the Pats kind of threw me for a minute, but then I realized that New England ain’t much of a team without Flutie.

That’s all I have to add, thanks.

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**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-predictions-week-one/80162/40 "2001-09-09T23:37:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \*  
> \*\*The Bengals win against the Pats kind of threw me for a minute, but then I realized that New England ain’t much of a team without Flutie.
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> That’s all I have to add, thanks. \*\*

Yeah, the Bills aren’t much without Flutie either. 😛

And I predicted the Bungles over the Bledsoe led Patsies.

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