# NFL star Janoris Jenkins has 5 kids by 4 moms but takes care of them

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 6, 2016, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-star-janoris-jenkins-has-5-kids-by-4-moms-but-takes-care-of-them/767771 "2016-10-06T15:47:26Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-star-janoris-jenkins-has-5-kids-by-4-moms-but-takes-care-of-them/767771/41 "2016-10-08T15:51:23Z")

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> [@Magiver](#):
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> At best the man is a horndog with money. The kids were never an intended consequence and therefore a dysfunctional addition to his lifestyle.
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> Sperm donor with a conscious has children. News at 11:00.

Conscience.  
Unless he had a concussion.

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-star-janoris-jenkins-has-5-kids-by-4-moms-but-takes-care-of-them/767771/42 "2016-10-08T16:14:40Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Conscience.  
> Unless he had a concussion.

Yes, you’re right but it could be both since he’s a football player.

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**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-star-janoris-jenkins-has-5-kids-by-4-moms-but-takes-care-of-them/767771/43 "2016-10-09T06:02:57Z")

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Trash. In a perfect world, they’d all be sterilized.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-star-janoris-jenkins-has-5-kids-by-4-moms-but-takes-care-of-them/767771/44 "2016-10-09T06:25:55Z")

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WTF? Who’s “they”?

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**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-star-janoris-jenkins-has-5-kids-by-4-moms-but-takes-care-of-them/767771/45 "2016-10-09T16:23:30Z")

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> [@Enginerd](#):
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> WTF? Who’s “they”?

The feckless sperm donor and the four slutty receptacles…

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-star-janoris-jenkins-has-5-kids-by-4-moms-but-takes-care-of-them/767771/46 "2016-10-09T16:48:16Z")

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> [@Dallas\_Jones](#):
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> PTA fucking meetings.

PTAs are really desperate for parent involvement anymore, huh? :eek:

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