# NFL week #1 a rant

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1-a-rant/127677>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 9, 2002, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1-a-rant/127677 "2002-09-09T16:31:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1-a-rant/127677/41 "2002-09-12T00:38:21Z")

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Actually, I _was_ talking about the pot. He didn’t just smoke it, though, he smuggled ludicrious amounts of it across the border, and got caught. _Twice_. With like a ton of reefer in his car.

Leon Lett, though, is pretty damn dumb his own self. Those Cowboys do have a rich tradition of really obliterating vapidity.

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**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2002, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1-a-rant/127677/42 "2002-09-13T01:05:24Z")

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O.K. they played last Thursday Night, and I still love them but…  
YO! Niners. What the fuck kinda game was that?!? Ya bumbled only slightly less than your opponants, and only won it by the skin of yer arses. I havn’t seen play from my team that bad since my High School Panthers got more backward yardage than forward on Holloween night my Freshman year! Shall you at least _try_ to look professional next week?  
Ya also were _DAMN_ lucky the Rams lost Sunday. If you keep playing this badly, What the Fuck are you going to do when Warner and the Guys come to town? Shape up!

**grrrrrrrrrrrrrr**

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