# NFL Week 1 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 10, 2009, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569 "2009-09-10T16:25:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/121 "2009-09-14T01:26:25Z")
Ouch. Woodson got burned but good. That Knox kid is fast. i wonder where Bigby was. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/122 "2009-09-14T01:28:09Z")
Weeeeeeeee!!! ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/123 "2009-09-14T01:28:33Z")
Did Cutler just get picked off by the nose guard? ---
**Author:** ![UncleNito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7cd45c/32.png) [@UncleNito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleNito)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/124 "2009-09-14T01:28:39Z")
Jolly: You are a DT. You are not a ballcarrier. FALL DOWN. But sweet play! ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/125 "2009-09-14T01:29:28Z")
Well, at least I’m going against Cutler in my money league… Have I mentioned that we have issues in our secondary yet? ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/126 "2009-09-14T01:29:39Z")
> [@UncleNito](#): > > Jolly: > > You are a DT. You are not a ballcarrier. FALL DOWN. > > But sweet play 🙂 Must be all that codeine. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/127 "2009-09-14T01:31:46Z")
Damn. Can we take the 5 yards he overthrew Driver before and add it to that pass he just underthrew to Jennings? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/128 "2009-09-14T01:32:18Z")
Cutler’s kind of falling on his ass in his Bears debut here. Rodgers isn’t exactly burning down the house either. ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/129 "2009-09-14T01:32:58Z")
> [@Hamlet](#): > > Damn. Can we take the 5 yards he overthrew Driver before and add it to that pass he just underthrew to Jennings? [statistician]Touchdown![/statistician] ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/130 "2009-09-14T01:34:55Z")
Yes!!! Huge play. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/131 "2009-09-14T01:34:56Z")
I think Aaron is a bit pissed at Allen Barbre. As am I. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/132 "2009-09-14T01:35:05Z")
Safety. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/133 "2009-09-14T01:38:28Z")
> [@Snarky\_Kong](#): > > Are you saying preseason should count for stats? Hell yes. We need it. The season should be seen as practice for the pre-season where real coaching has to be done. You people have no idea how desperate a Lion fan can get. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/134 "2009-09-14T01:38:33Z")
Heeeeheeeeeeheeeeeee!!! ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/135 "2009-09-14T01:39:00Z")
Well, Cutler almost had a TD pass there… ---
**Author:** ![UncleNito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7cd45c/32.png) [@UncleNito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleNito)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/136 "2009-09-14T01:39:03Z")
We had better score a TD here. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/137 "2009-09-14T01:39:11Z")
You can hear the hopes deflating. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/138 "2009-09-14T01:40:13Z")
> [@UncleNito](#): > > We had better score a TD here. True. Look for Finley. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/139 "2009-09-14T01:40:43Z")
Damn, Cutler sucks. It’s not like he’s playing any kind of competent defense here. He’s just throwing like shit. ETA, might end up being a touchback, and Bears’ possession. ---
**Author:** ![UncleNito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7cd45c/32.png) [@UncleNito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleNito)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569/140 "2009-09-14T01:41:14Z")
How bad is the NBC broadcast? No replay on the illegal contact downfield, no replay here on a potential change-of-possession review? Who runs this show? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/509569.md?page=8)