# NFL Week 1

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 5, 2013, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059 "2013-09-05T08:18:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/41 "2013-09-07T05:08:28Z")

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Heads up for NFL-related competitions still open

[Sports betting competition](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=701533)  
[Pick 'em and survival](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=699175)  
[Yardage pool](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=700586)

I don’t know if you can still sign up for the survival pool after the Thursday game, but you’d only be one game behind on the pick em leagues. On the other two you can still fully participate.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/42 "2013-09-07T12:45:18Z")

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The Browns have to play the ratbirds after Thursday night games twice this year, giving them 3 more days to rest/gameplan/practice. Kind of ridiculous, just a random fuck you from the NFL. Their asskicking after this game makes me think they’re going to come out looking to hurt people.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/43 "2013-09-07T14:22:13Z")

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Fun fact I learned this morning: Last year, it took until Week 10 vs. the Raiders for the Ravens’ defense to allow their 7th TD pass of the season.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/44 "2013-09-07T20:31:09Z")

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They haven’t even played one game yet, but that won’t stop the 49er’s coach Jim Harbaugh from bitching and moaning about officiating. Apparently, he’s sad that his QB, who as part of the offense pretends to be a runner, might be tackled like a runner. Here’s a little hint, Jim: if you don’t want your QB to be hit like a runner, don’t have him play as a runner.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/45 "2013-09-07T21:04:54Z")

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God, does anyone bitch more than the Harbaugh brothers? Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/46 "2013-09-08T15:21:32Z")

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What the Hell is going on with Roddy White? first he is 100% certain to play and now he’s a gametime decision?

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/47 "2013-09-08T16:36:59Z")

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Last I heard, White will start to keep his streak alive, but will be very limited. I made the hard choice and sat him.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/48 "2013-09-08T16:37:45Z")

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Almost game time. Can’t wait.

**GEAUX SAINTS!**

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/49 "2013-09-08T16:38:54Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> Last I heard, White will start to keep his streak alive, but will be very limited. I made the hard choice and sat him.

Me too. I’m facing Manning and started the Broncos D in the SDMB Dynasty league. I need a miracle, and wouldn’t be surprised to see White only play a few snaps.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/50 "2013-09-08T16:48:38Z")

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go bengals!!! take down da bears!!!

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/51 "2013-09-08T17:11:09Z")

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Titans, I wonder if any other team has started a game, much less a season, with a safety on the kickoff.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/52 "2013-09-08T17:26:47Z")

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Three safeties so far. I wonder what the record is for an NFL weekend?

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/53 "2013-09-08T17:27:58Z")

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FOUR safeties!! WTF!? Is there some new NFL strategy I’m unaware of?

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/54 "2013-09-08T17:46:50Z")

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Huh, just three I guess. They had the Steelers score at 4-0 for a minute.

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/55 "2013-09-08T17:50:17Z")

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Same old Lions ☹

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**Author:** ![Miltonyz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Miltonyz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miltonyz)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/56 "2013-09-08T18:04:24Z")

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> [@wolfman](#):
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> Same old Lions ☹

🙂 🆒 :mad: ☹ has been my facial contortons everytime the Lions get the ball today

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/57 "2013-09-08T18:09:15Z")

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[Del]Three[/del] four safeties already?

Go Panthers!

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/58 "2013-09-08T18:25:15Z")

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I see Tenn, KC and TB to have committed safeties. Anyone else?

Seattle having their usual East Coast early start difficulties.

Brownies last team to score today. Huh.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/59 "2013-09-08T18:28:37Z")

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The cle/Mia opener is almost as sloppy as last years cle/phi. Browns are inexplicably leading.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-1/668059/60 "2013-09-08T18:29:05Z")

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Lessee… Adrian Peterson runs a long TD on his first carry, and Ndamukong Suh negates a defensive score with a personal foul.

Are we sure this is live football and not a humorous prediction thread?

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