# NFL Week 12

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 22, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789 "2011-11-22T20:12:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/161 "2011-11-28T00:14:53Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> Nice. Back in it.

And Knox just won my fantasy game. Projected for 6.80 points, has 43.80. Wow!

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/162 "2011-11-28T00:18:01Z")

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Graham had that, lost the battle under the pile. Shit.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/163 "2011-11-28T00:22:56Z")

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> [@Mince](#):
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> And Knox just won my fantasy game. Projected for 6.80 points, has 43.80. Wow!

What kind of crazy scoring do you use?

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/164 "2011-11-28T00:24:07Z")

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> [@Snarky\_Kong](#):
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> What kind of crazy scoring do you use?

Must have crazy bonuses for big plays.

Lechler has been unreal today, even better than Gould and Janikowski in this special teams bonanza.

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**Author:** ![Cumbrian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@Cumbrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumbrian)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/165 "2011-11-28T00:24:44Z")

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Shane Lechler has been a beast today. Basically every kick has put the Bears under pressure.

ETA: Beaten to it.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/166 "2011-11-28T00:27:40Z")

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Damn, if the WRs had been on the same page there we’d have had a shot at a monster play, the Raiders were sleeping. Shit way to end it.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/167 "2011-11-28T00:28:56Z")

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Ugh. I knew they weren’t gonna pull it off, but bad way to end the game.

Still, I remain optimistic. The Raiders were probably second hardest game remaining on the schedule, and they only lost by 5. This season is far from over.

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/168 "2011-11-28T00:32:12Z")

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> [@Snarky\_Kong](#):
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> What kind of crazy scoring do you use?

Yahoo scoring:

4 points for 4 catches.  
14.5 points for 145 receiving yards  
13.3 points for 133 kick return yards (this was key—the “Afraid of Hester” bonus)  
6 points for a touchdown  
1 point for a 40+ yard catch.  
5 points for reaching 100+ receiving yards.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/169 "2011-11-28T00:48:13Z")

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I’m pretty sure the Broncos are on a mission from god now.

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**Author:** ![Cumbrian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@Cumbrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumbrian)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/170 "2011-11-28T00:49:28Z")

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This is actually going to happen again.

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/171 "2011-11-28T00:49:53Z")

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> [@AlsoNamedBort](#):
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> I’m pretty sure the Broncos are on a mission from god now.

Why didn’t God have them win by 586 points? I mean, if he’s all omnipotent and all.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/172 "2011-11-28T00:53:41Z")

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> [@Jules\_Andre](#):
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> That Bengal flopping after the Dalton fumble was one for the ages. **Sad there wasn’t a good replay**

Oh, but there is! Check this shit out. Keep an eye on the left side of the screen right after the Dalton fumble. Simpson drags Fujita out of the pile by his foot and then does an Oscar-worthy flop when Fujita brushes against him…hilariously bad acting and totally soccer-worthy.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/SmT_28N4_Mo?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque

ETA: Fujita’s reaction is hilarious. His body language says “Oh c’mon, man…really?”

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/173 "2011-11-28T00:56:55Z")

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Tebow trolls you guys again. Too funny.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/174 "2011-11-28T00:59:40Z")

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Not really. He had a serviceable game for once. I’m just glad that he won so now I know whether or not he played well. I mean if they had lost, then it must mean Tebow sucks, because W-L is what matters, right?

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/175 "2011-11-28T01:04:00Z")

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> [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](#):
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> Tebow trolls you guys again. Too funny.

[Eloquently](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14505275&postcount=157) stated by **Hamlet** in [another](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=631305) thread:

[QUOTE=Hamlet]  
I’m going to fucking cockpunch the first person who says “He just wins”.

The defense holds the Chargers to 13, get a huge sack at the end of regulation, make two stops in OT, get a huge tackle for loss to make it a tougher field goal, and McGahee makes the big run to get into field goal range, and it’s all about Tebow.  
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Well, eloquent outside of “fucking cockpunch.”

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/176 "2011-11-28T01:04:40Z")

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> [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](#):
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> Tebow trolls you guys again. Too funny.

You obviously didn’t watch the game. Tebow was terrible. He had zero to do with getting the win.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/177 "2011-11-28T01:05:46Z")

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I didn’t say it was all about Tebow. But that’s what the discussion will be about, which amuses me greatly.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/178 "2011-11-28T01:09:33Z")

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Is there a rule of thumb for figuring out who screwed up on a missed pass: a quarterback who threw to the wrong spot or a receiver who wasn’t where he was supposed to be? I want to know I’m swearing at the right person.

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/179 "2011-11-28T01:09:34Z")

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> [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](#):
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> I didn’t say it was all about Tebow. But that’s what the discussion will be about, which amuses me greatly.

You can’t initiate a conversation about Tebow then criticize _everyone else_ for talking about Tebow. _That_ amuse _me_ greatly.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/603789/180 "2011-11-28T01:10:13Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Is there a rule of thumb for figuring out who screwed up on a missed pass: a quarterback who threw to the wrong spot or a receiver who wasn’t where he was supposed to be? I want to know I’m swearing at the right person.

When in doubt: Blame everyone.

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