# NFL Week 12 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 22, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859 "2012-11-22T19:49:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/21 "2012-11-23T02:39:52Z")
In 1998 the Falcons scored three touchdowns in 48 seconds against the Panthers. ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/22 "2012-11-23T02:44:26Z")
I’d really love to know what Sanchize was seeing that made him run full speed into his teammate’s ass. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/23 "2012-11-23T02:47:55Z")
> [@MOIDALIZE](#): > > I’d really love to know what Sanchize was seeing that made him run full speed into his teammate’s ass. He was so scared, he looked like that fat guy, Abbott Costello, when he saw the mummy. ---
**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/24 "2012-11-23T02:49:43Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > He was so scared, he looked like that fat guy, Abbott Costello, when he saw the mummy. It’s Abbot and Costello. It’s two people not one. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/25 "2012-11-23T02:53:02Z")
> [@Xan](#): > > It’s Abbot and Costello. It’s two people not one. Teddy DuChamp doesn’t know that. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/26 "2012-11-23T02:54:46Z")
> [@Speak\_to\_me\_Maddie](#): > > As a Texans fan who needs his team to get top seed, and as a Baylor alum who still hearts RGIII, I’d love to see that win too. Woah, same here, my brother. Weird to pull for the red beans but thrilled for RG. Btw, my nephew, a classmate and friend of RG told me today he still answers everytime he texts. The guy is genuine through and through. This is some spectacle in NY. I don’t mind seeing Ryan and Cheapshot Slauson humiliated one bit. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/27 "2012-11-23T02:55:36Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > Teddy DuChamp doesn’t know that. Don’t you rank on Teddy DuChamp. Or his old man for that matter. ---
**Author:** ![Monocracy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monocracy/32/4493_2.png) [@Monocracy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monocracy)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/28 "2012-11-23T02:59:51Z")
Thanks to the Jets field goal at the end of the half, i now know what sarcastic cheering sounds like. ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/29 "2012-11-23T03:05:47Z")
> [@Maserschmidt](#): > > In 1998 the Falcons scored three touchdowns in 48 seconds against the Panthers. Did the Patriots’ three scores beat that? It sure seemed like it. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/30 "2012-11-23T03:06:39Z")
> [@AuntiePam](#): > > Did the Patriots’ three scores beat that? It sure seemed like it. No, it took them 52 seconds. Fast enough though. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/31 "2012-11-23T03:37:44Z")
5 points. Nice. ---
**Author:** ![Laggard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de053/32.png) [@Laggard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laggard)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/32 "2012-11-23T04:07:24Z")
Perhaps now we can stop hearing about the jets every five minutes on espn and the nfl network? Will this finally shut them up? The Jets are simply an awful team. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/33 "2012-11-23T05:20:56Z")
Will they ever play Tebow? What do they have to lose? Another game? ---
**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/34 "2012-11-23T06:09:36Z")
if they play Tebow it will hurt Mark Sanchez’s feelings ): ---
**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/35 "2012-11-23T07:26:43Z")
[Mark Sanchez shows how much awareness he has. Hint: none.](http://cdn3.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/3754073/stillbetterthancassel.0_cinema_400.0.gif) ---
**Author:** ![MHaye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bbe5ce/32.png) [@MHaye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MHaye)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/36 "2012-11-23T10:25:48Z")
[NFL.com](http://NFL.com) are reporting that Tebow [is sporting broken ribs](http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000099294/article/tim-tebow-has-broken-ribs-sits-out-for-new-york-jets) and was never going to be allowed on the field. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/37 "2012-11-23T11:35:08Z")
> [@Laggard](#): > > Perhaps now we can stop hearing about the jets every five minutes on espn and the nfl network? Will this finally shut them up? The Jets are simply an awful team. No, now it’ll just be stories about “What’s wrong with the Jets?” and “Who will coach the Jets next year?” and “What could be done to fix the Jets?”, etc. Basically the same shit they’ve been saying about the Eagles all last month. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/38 "2012-11-23T11:36:39Z")
> [@Xan](#): > > [Mark Sanchez shows how much awareness he has. Hint: none.](http://cdn3.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/3754073/stillbetterthancassel.0_cinema_400.0.gif) I must have run that back on the Tivo a few hundred times. That will never get old. I’m _still_ laughing. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Laggard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de053/32.png) [@Laggard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laggard)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/39 "2012-11-23T13:50:01Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > No, now it’ll just be stories about “What’s wrong with the Jets?” and “Who will coach the Jets next year?” and “What could be done to fix the Jets?”, etc. Basically the same shit they’ve been saying about the Eagles all last month. Bummer. And has there ever been a defensive coordinator who has received as much screen time as Rob Ryan? What’s up with that? ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859/40 "2012-11-23T14:40:33Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > Interesting how the talking heads are basically calling the Cowboys’ season over and the Redskins “in the driver’s seat” for the division. They’re both 5-6! Dallas’ season was over when they started the season. They’ll limp along just enough to maybe squeak in a wildcard slot and lose first round, and that’s the rosy picture. RGIII looked really good! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-12/641859.md?page=3)