# NFL Week 14

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 8, 2011, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465 "2011-12-08T03:30:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2011, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/81 "2011-12-11T23:56:19Z")

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I’m tired of this crap. Chicago deserves to lose this game.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2011, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/82 "2011-12-11T23:58:29Z")

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Game would be over right now Marion!

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/83 "2011-12-12T00:01:48Z")

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What happened?

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/84 "2011-12-12T00:02:06Z")

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Debates about Tebow aside, he’s made some good TV.

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/85 "2011-12-12T00:02:11Z")

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All TEBOW!

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/86 "2011-12-12T00:03:00Z")

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> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#):
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> What happened?

Marion Barber ran out of bounds with a minute and a half while Denver had no time outs. Just about the dumbest possible thing you can do. Allowed Denver to get into fieldgoal range and tie the game.

The Broncos are absolutely going to win this game. Chicago is impotent.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/87 "2011-12-12T00:03:08Z")

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How the fuck does Tebow do this every week? Every week, he sucks until the fourth quarter.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/88 "2011-12-12T00:03:11Z")

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Sure Prater kicked the 59 yard FG, but Tebow is the one who prayed it through the uprights.

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**Author:** ![sitchensis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sitchensis/32/4892_2.png) [@sitchensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sitchensis)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/89 "2011-12-12T00:03:39Z")

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Can’t stop watching him

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**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/90 "2011-12-12T00:04:09Z")

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Apparently, the Broncos can play only the fourth quarter. They spend the first three faffing off.

Is it true that every Broncos win since Tebow started was a come-from-behind-in-the-fourth-quarter win? I seem to remember it being so.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/91 "2011-12-12T00:04:48Z")

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I told you. He’s building a mystique.

Let’s get an early start on the hating. If Denver wins, Tebow deserves no credit because he didn’t call the coin toss.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/92 "2011-12-12T00:07:50Z")

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Any chance Marion Barber is cut tomorrow?

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**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/93 "2011-12-12T00:08:54Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> I told you. He’s building a mystique.

Are you being facetious, or do you really think he’s doing it deliberately? I mean, I know people perform better under pressure (I do), but DAYUM.

> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> Let’s get an early start on the hating.

I don’t hate Tebow. He, and the dicksucking hero-worship, annoy me somewhat, but that’s about it. But I don’t understand how if he’s able to play so well in the last 2 minutes of the game, why he can’t play that way during the rest of the game.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/94 "2011-12-12T00:09:18Z")

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> [@Snarky\_Kong](#):
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> Marion Barber ran out of bounds with a minute and a half while Denver had no time outs.

The announcers are saying the Bears could have run out the clock. I don’t see it.

Second down at the two minute warning. Forty seconds to the third down play. Forty seconds to the punt. Leaves Tebow maybe a half minute or so.

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/95 "2011-12-12T00:09:48Z")

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> [@Snarky\_Kong](#):
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> Any chance Marion Barber is cut tomorrow?

Not after that redemption catch.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/96 "2011-12-12T00:09:55Z")

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> [@Kolga](#):
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> Are you being facetious, or do you really think he’s doing it deliberately? I mean, I know people perform better under pressure (I do), but DAYUM.

God works in mysterious ways.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/97 "2011-12-12T00:09:57Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> I told you. He’s building a mystique.
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> Let’s get an early start on the hating. If Denver wins, Tebow deserves no credit because he didn’t call the coin toss.

Did you watch the game? Do you think Tebow played even a decent game?

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/98 "2011-12-12T00:11:08Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> The announcers are saying the Bears could have run out the clock. I don’t see it.
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> Second down at the two minute warning. Forty seconds to the third down play. Forty seconds to the punt. Leaves Tebow maybe a half minute or so.

Right. Barber handed Denver like 4 plays to get in range.

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/99 "2011-12-12T00:12:26Z")

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> [@Mince](#):
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> Not after that redemption catch.

Ok, now he’s cut.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-14/605465/100 "2011-12-12T00:12:27Z")

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I’m going to be sick.

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