# NFL Week 16

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [December 21, 2011, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937 "2011-12-21T10:55:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3

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### Author: ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/41 "2011-12-24T19:18:35Z")

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99 yard passing TD by the Giants. That really put a new face on the game.

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### Author: ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/42 "2011-12-24T19:28:17Z")

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I don’t know who the Bronco’s offensive coordinator is, but he suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. Run up the middle for one yard. Run up the middle for one yard. Crossing route for five yards. Punt.

And Miami beating up on New England doesn’t surprise me. Miami is New England’s kryptonite come December.

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### Author: ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/43 "2011-12-24T19:35:23Z")

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> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#):
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> I don’t know who the Bronco’s offensive coordinator is, but he suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. Run up the middle for one yard. Run up the middle for one yard. Crossing route for five yards. Punt.  
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Sounds like Jimmy Raye. :mad:  
Maybe Mike Singletary is whispering in his ear, “Favor the run…”

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### Author: ![IAmNotSpartacus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/cc9497/32.png) [@IAmNotSpartacus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IAmNotSpartacus)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/44 "2011-12-24T19:37:04Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> Broncos are off to a running start again.

And to think the Broncos should be down 23-7 at the half.

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### Author: ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/45 "2011-12-24T19:38:50Z")

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All according to plan.

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### Author: ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/46 "2011-12-24T19:39:43Z")

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> [@iamnotspartacus](#):
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> and to think the broncos should be down 23-7 at the half.

17 - 14\*

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### Author: ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/47 "2011-12-24T19:47:54Z")

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I’m pulling a big fat zero from Eric Decker in a championship fantasy game. Is Tebow not even looking to throw today?

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### Author: ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/48 "2011-12-24T19:56:20Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> All according to plan.

To allow Tebow to make one of his patented fourth-quarter miracle comebacks.

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### Author: ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/49 "2011-12-24T19:58:50Z")

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Adrian Peterson looks like he might be pretty badly injured. Could even be a broken leg, from the look of the hit.

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/50 "2011-12-24T20:14:04Z")

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I wonder if London Fletcher will be fined for the helmet to helmet that concussed the Vike’s QB. Cushing just got a 10K tab for his on Thursday which seemed no worse.

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### Author: ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/51 "2011-12-24T20:34:07Z")

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That’s weird, they usually don’t call it when Ray Lewis tackles a receiver before the ball gets there.

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### Author: ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/52 "2011-12-24T20:43:30Z")

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Cleveland coming back?

How 'bout it, Brownies. Let’s see the upset.

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### Author: ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/53 "2011-12-24T20:45:19Z")

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There’s nothing good that can result from this game.

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### Author: ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/54 "2011-12-24T20:45:46Z")

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My Bills are up 33-14 on Denver.

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### Author: ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/55 "2011-12-24T20:47:15Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> My Bills are up 33-14 on Denver.

St. Tebow still has 7 or so minutes to pull another miracle out of his ass.

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### Author: ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/56 "2011-12-24T20:48:26Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> There’s nothing good that can result from this game.

For you, maybe. If the Ravens lose there’s nothing bad that could result from it.

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### Author: ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/57 "2011-12-24T20:48:37Z")

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Two pick sixes in a row! Where’s your God now! 😛

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### Author: ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/58 "2011-12-24T20:55:34Z")

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Look at the Cardinals coming back! Jesus being fickle and switching loyalties to John Skelton?

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### Author: ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/59 "2011-12-24T20:59:36Z")

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Pat Shurmur is awful.

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### Author: ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-16/606937/60 "2011-12-24T21:00:13Z")

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…and that is why you suck, Cleveland. Really? On a play where everybody, EVERYBODY knew that the Ravens were running a hard count to try to get the first down you guys obliged them. Brilliant.

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