# NFL Week 5

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [October 3, 2013, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234 "2013-10-03T00:34:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/81 "2013-10-06T23:14:54Z")

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25 of the remaining 48 people in my survivor pool have Dallas to lose today. Not me. 🙂

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/82 "2013-10-06T23:15:45Z")

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> [@garygnu](#):
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> They’re making a total mockery of the 56 over/under line.

I wonder just how many people took the over. Think Vegas might be hurting a bit this week?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/83 "2013-10-06T23:17:25Z")

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That would be in the butt, Bob.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/84 "2013-10-06T23:29:31Z")

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There’s the Tony I’m used to.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/85 "2013-10-06T23:34:24Z")

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Ah. Now there’s the Tony Romo we all know and love.

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**Author:** ![Xema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de053/32.png) [@Xema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xema)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/86 "2013-10-06T23:41:24Z")

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> [@asterion](#):
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> I wonder just how many people took the over.

Isn’t the answer pretty much always “Same as the number that took the under” ? IOW, the line gets adjusted in order to make the bets on either side (close to) equal.

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**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/87 "2013-10-06T23:42:08Z")

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So . . . who had the way, way over on the Denver-Dallas game? Highest scoring game in NFL history huh? Pretty cool.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/88 "2013-10-06T23:44:12Z")

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> [@Xema](#):
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> Isn’t the answer pretty much always “Same as the number that took the under” ? IOW, the line gets adjusted in order to make the bets on either side (close to) equal.

Ideally, yes. But I wonder if they were able to adjust it enough.

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**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/89 "2013-10-06T23:48:27Z")

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> [@deltasigma](#):
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> Highest scoring game in NFL history huh? Pretty cool.

Lot of points, but no, the record is 113.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/90 "2013-10-06T23:51:57Z")

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> [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](#):
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> Lot of points, but no, the record is 113.

That is a pre-merger record, for what it’s worth. Anyone know what the post-merger record is?

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**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2013, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/91 "2013-10-07T00:00:55Z")

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106, Cleveland-Cincinnati. AKA the Kelly Holcomb experience.

[There she is](http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/cleveland-browns-cincinnati-bengals-20041128004/;_ylt=ApFW0CiDAcueAoLUHNB3jzwdsLYF).

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2013, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/92 "2013-10-07T00:14:59Z")

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Kansas City Chiefs, five out of five. Wooo!

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2013, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/93 "2013-10-07T00:34:16Z")

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So, now Schaub stands alone the pick-6 streak pantheon!

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2013, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/94 "2013-10-07T00:34:26Z")

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Schaub you effing idiot!!! 4 games. The record is yours and the punishment is ours.

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**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2013, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/95 "2013-10-07T00:34:31Z")

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Way to go Matt Schaub. Way to go.

Don’t call him a grilling idiot. Something good comes out of grilling.

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/96 "2013-10-07T00:37:24Z")

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Gets it out of the way early, at least.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2013, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/97 "2013-10-07T00:46:26Z")

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You think he’s done?

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**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2013, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/98 "2013-10-07T01:24:14Z")

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Apparently he is not done with interceptions.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2013, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/99 "2013-10-07T01:51:23Z")

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> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#):
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> Jadeveon Clowney can go get fitted for his Giants Jersey.

I dunno. Clowney’s stock is taking a nosedive this year. He hasn’t done much when he’s played, and he’s not playing a lot, either. Held himself out of this week’s game, surprising his coaches in the process. Says his ribs hurt. He seems lazy, and perhaps unmotivated. He may not even go in the first round if this continues…

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**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-5/670234/100 "2013-10-07T02:07:02Z")

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Are you serious? Rae Carruth or Chris Henry; those are the only two ways he takes himself out of the first round at this point.

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