# NFL Week 7

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [October 23, 2011, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521 "2011-10-23T09:22:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/41 "2011-10-24T01:26:12Z")

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I seriously think NO is going to gun for the NFL record score and/or victory margin. 28 points and they are not even 5 minutes into the 2nd quarter.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/42 "2011-10-24T01:31:41Z")

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If anyone can do it, it’s Payton. I’d like to see teams run up the score occasionally just to see what they can do. This isn’t peewee football where you have to worry about hurting people’s feelings.  
In other news, [more evidence](http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Falcons-rip-Suh-for-taunting-Matt-Ryan-after-thi?urn=nfl-wp10203) that Suh is a pretty huge dick.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/43 "2011-10-24T01:59:27Z")

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Colts making a pretty good case for a mercy rule in the NFL tonight. Unfortunately, my fantasy team needs the Saints to keep the foot on the gas…dunno if that will happen. A lot of Ingram on the ground would help, maybe let Garcon score a couple times for the Colts…

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**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/44 "2011-10-24T02:18:18Z")

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Another td. I think NO has scored on every possession tonight so far.

Has any team ever made it through a whole game scoring on every possession?

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/45 "2011-10-24T02:21:54Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> 250+ yards is impressive no matter who it comes against. Hundreds or thousands of NFL games have been played against bad run defenses - and only a handful result in that.

Dallas’s leading rusher for the season on 10/22/2011: F. Jones, 255 yards.

D. Murry on 10/23/2011 alone: 253 yards.

I wonder if we may see one of those ‘lost his job while injured’ changes.

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**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/46 "2011-10-24T02:35:52Z")

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Another posession and another Brees TD. Crazy.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/47 "2011-10-24T02:38:56Z")

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This is looking like a video game. Saints clicking on all cylinders, and the Colts are just outgunned tonight.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/48 "2011-10-24T02:40:47Z")

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Without Peyton Manning the Colts are outgunned EVERY night. I can’t remember a more vivid demonstration of how much a single player means to a team.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/49 "2011-10-24T02:41:27Z")

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So far here’s the results of every drive.

Colts:  
Fumble  
Punt  
Fumble  
Punt  
Punt  
TD  
Punt

Saints:  
TD  
TD  
TD  
TD  
FG  
FG  
End of half  
TD  
Eta: TD

If this was Madden, the Colts would’ve rage quit by now.

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/50 "2011-10-24T02:48:24Z")

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It’s like watching Alabama face Southwest Baptist University.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/51 "2011-10-24T02:48:59Z")

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They might want to find a new place to hold the Super Bowl this year, because by midnight the Colts fans will be burning that motherfucker down. When was the last time the Colts were beaten like this?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/52 "2011-10-24T02:53:55Z")

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Now they’re scoring on the Colts’ possessions!

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/53 "2011-10-24T02:56:00Z")

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> [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](#):
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> When was the last time the Colts were beaten like this?

Tonight.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/54 "2011-10-24T02:57:41Z")

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Saints just need to score 11 more points to tie the all time record.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/55 "2011-10-24T03:22:34Z")

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So the final was New Orleans 62, Cumberland College 7.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/56 "2011-10-24T03:24:04Z")

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Can we give Peyton Manning a couple of extra MVP trophies retroactively?

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/57 "2011-10-24T03:35:27Z")

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No. Manning doesn’t play defense.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/58 "2011-10-24T03:39:31Z")

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> [@Mince](#):
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> No. Manning doesn’t play defense.

The Colts QBs went 12-22 for 97 yards with an interception and a fumble lost. I admit I spent most of my time watching the World Series, but I think that performance also had something to do with how this game turned out.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/59 "2011-10-24T03:49:46Z")

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> [@Cubsfan](#):
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> Another td. I think NO has scored on every possession tonight so far.
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> Has any team ever made it through a whole game scoring on every possession?

No. The Colts did it once, if you don’t count possessions that ended because the half/game ended.

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**Author:** ![Jules\_Andre](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jules_andre/32/9334_2.png) [@Jules\_Andre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jules_Andre)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/600521/60 "2011-10-24T05:14:05Z")

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> [@Mince](#):
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> No. Manning doesn’t play defense.

He does not play on the defense, but he does help them substantially (keeping drives going to allow the defense to rest and regroup).

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