# NFL Week 7

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [October 17, 2013, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528 "2013-10-17T22:00:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)
#### Post date: [October 17, 2013, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/1 "2013-10-17T22:00:07Z")

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TNF

SEA -4.5 @ ARI

Sunday early

TB +7 @ ATL  
STL +6.5 @ CAR  
CIN +1 @ DET  
SD -9.5 @ JAC  
BUF +9.5 @ MIA  
NE -3.5 @ NYJ  
DAL +2.5 @ PHI  
CHI +1 @ WAS

Sunday late  
SF -3.5 @ TEN  
CLE +10 @ GB  
HOU +6.5 @ KC  
BAL +1 @ PIT  
SNF  
DEN -6.5 @ IND

MNF  
MIN +3.5 @ NYG

Come play the [sports betting contest](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=701533) we’ve got going. Mid-season entries are fine.

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### Author: ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)
#### Post date: [October 17, 2013, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/2 "2013-10-17T22:08:56Z")

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Apparently you’re not allowed to medically check out players from other team’s practice squads before you sign them to your team. And apparently Green Bay had one of their practice squad WRs running around with a torn ACL, and the Browns signed him. So now he’s unable to play, but they have to keep him on the roster for 3 weeks as part of the process of signing someone off a practice squad. WTF is that?

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### Author: ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2013, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/3 "2013-10-18T01:33:18Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> Apparently you’re not allowed to medically check out players from other team’s practice squads before you sign them to your team. And apparently Green Bay had one of their practice squad WRs running around with a torn ACL, and the Browns signed him. So now he’s unable to play, but they have to keep him on the roster for 3 weeks as part of the process of signing someone off a practice squad. WTF is that?

Just desserts for poaching players from the Packer’s practice squad. The day after the Browns sign him, the Packers lose two starting WR’s to injury, so my sympathy for the the Brown’s is nil.

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2013, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/4 "2013-10-18T01:49:58Z")

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That catch by Rice is one of the best near ground catches I’ve ever seen. Superb effort!

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### Author: ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2013, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/5 "2013-10-18T04:02:39Z")

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The Seahawks have to be the sloppiest 7-1 team I have ever seen. _Hey, what say we spot the other guys some red-zone giveaways and see if we can still eke out a win_.

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### Author: ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2013, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/6 "2013-10-18T04:58:17Z")

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> [@For You](#):
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> The Seahawks have to be the sloppiest 7-1 team I have ever seen. _Hey, what say we spot the other guys some red-zone giveaways and see if we can still eke out a win_.

Truthfully, it’s at least in part to how awful Carson Palmer has become, as painful as that is for me to admit.

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### Author: ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2013, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/7 "2013-10-18T05:21:19Z")

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> [@For You](#):
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> The Seahawks have to be the sloppiest 7-1 team I have ever seen.

Yeah; they’re so sloppy, they’re only 6-1.

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### Author: ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2013, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/8 "2013-10-18T05:25:55Z")

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> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#):
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> Yeah; they’re so sloppy, they’re only 6-1.

See? They are even sloppy with the math stuff!

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### Author: ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2013, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/9 "2013-10-18T13:13:19Z")

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I’ve heard studies show that people are better at math when you only have to get _close_ to the right answer, not always exact. (So therefore the Bucs are better at winning, I guess.)

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### Author: ![Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barkis_is_Willin)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2013, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/10 "2013-10-18T14:19:24Z")

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SEA -4.5 was the easiest money of the week. Maybe MIN +3.5 at NYG. I don’t think Josh Freeman’s a bum and I wished the Browns would have taken a flyer on him.

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### Author: ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2013, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/11 "2013-10-18T18:28:33Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> Just desserts for poaching players from the Packer’s practice squad. The day after the Browns sign him, the Packers lose two starting WR’s to injury, so my sympathy for the the Brown’s is nil.

Just desserts for “poaching”? It’s perfectly legit, actually, to sign someone from another team’s practice squad. In fact, [the Packers tried to sign a WR from the Broncos’ practice squad](http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_24315207/broncos-promote-tavarres-king-53-man-roster-waive), but the Broncos promoted him to prevent it. Got a problem with that attempted “poach”?

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### Author: ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2013, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/12 "2013-10-18T19:58:40Z")

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> [@For You](#):
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> The Seahawks have to be the sloppiest 7-1 team I have ever seen. _Hey, what say we spot the other guys some red-zone giveaways and see if we can still eke out a win_.

I think you’re disrespecting what the Cards do on defense. I came away from that game wildly impressed with the Cardinals defense and they forced the Seahawks into some tough spots even though the Cards offense is wildly inept and the Seahawks got a ton of favorable no-calls from the zebras.

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### Author: ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2013, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/13 "2013-10-18T20:01:10Z")

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> [@ShadowFacts](#):
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> Just desserts for “poaching”? It’s perfectly legit, actually, to sign someone from another team’s practice squad. In fact, [the Packers tried to sign a WR from the Broncos’ practice squad](http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_24315207/broncos-promote-tavarres-king-53-man-roster-waive), but the Broncos promoted him to prevent it. Got a problem with that attempted “poach”?

I think you’re taking a joke far more seriously than **Hamlet** meant it.

In other AFC North news, the Ravens and Steelers play on Sunday for… not much. Baltimore can stay within a game of Cincy by winning, or the Steelers can give their fans a measure of false hope by beating a depleted Ravens team. Either way, it’s the least interesting BAL-PIT game in a long time.

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### Author: ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2013, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/14 "2013-10-18T20:28:56Z")

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> [@Enginerd](#):
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> I think you’re taking a joke far more seriously than **Hamlet** meant it.

Yeah, you’re right. I’m cranky today.

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### Author: ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2013, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/15 "2013-10-18T20:49:22Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> I think you’re disrespecting what the Cards do on defense. I came away from that game wildly impressed with the Cardinals defense and they forced the Seahawks into some tough spots even though the Cards offense is wildly inept and the Seahawks got a ton of favorable no-calls from the zebras.

Quite frankly, Seattle’s offense is just not that good. They made Arizona’s defense impress you because they are not really hitting on all cylinders right now. Perhaps Russel Wilson is experiencing sophomore malaise or something. And, of course, they have been having some serious O-Line problems.

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### Author: ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2013, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/16 "2013-10-18T20:59:37Z")

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> [@For You](#):
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> Quite frankly, Seattle’s offense is just not that good. They made Arizona’s defense impress you because they are not really hitting on all cylinders right now. Perhaps Russel Wilson is experiencing sophomore malaise or something. And, of course, they have been having some serious O-Line problems.

Maybe he eats too many Mighty Wings before the game.

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### Author: ![TheBoltEater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@TheBoltEater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBoltEater)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2013, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/17 "2013-10-18T22:03:29Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> Just desserts for poaching players…

[QUOTE=ShadowFacts]  
Just desserts for “poaching”?  
[/QUOTE]

Not to be that guy or anything, but this is the Straight Dope after all. The phrase you’re looking for is [“just deserts”](http://www.snopes.com/language/notthink/deserts.asp). As for the football, I’m just hoping that my Chargers can finally win 2 games in a row. I suppose Jacksonville is as good a place as there is in the NFL right now to try to make that happen.

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2013, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/18 "2013-10-19T15:52:05Z")

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Bum Phillips dead at 90. He’d really aged a lot recently so we knew it was coming but still an unfortunate loss of a colorful, good guy.

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### Author: ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)
#### Post date: [October 20, 2013, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/19 "2013-10-20T14:54:33Z")

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I know nothing of football, but two of my co-workers are ardent KC Chiefs fans. They are over the moon about the Chiefs being 6-0 so far. Can some football person tell me how likely KC is to win tonight against Houston?

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### Author: ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)
#### Post date: [October 20, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-week-7/671528/20 "2013-10-20T15:00:29Z")

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Very likely. Houston is a trainwreck right now, and they’re starting a guy at quarterback who has (as far as I know) never taken a snap in the NFL.

If Houston does somehow pull a win out the hat, though, I’d tread lightly around your coworkers tomorrow.

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