# NFL Wild-Card Weekend

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 6, 2010, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904 "2010-01-06T15:15:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/141 "2010-01-11T00:21:14Z")

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My fearless prediction: if the Cardinals score a touchdown on the upcoming drive, they win this game. Any other result equals Packers win.

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/142 "2010-01-11T00:21:35Z")

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Please let it be an ankle, not a knee.

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/143 "2010-01-11T00:22:36Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> The zebras ignored all the holding on that play. They must have gotten a phone call during haltime ordering them to put the Packers back in this game. It won’t matter, though. Warner will take care of business and Rodgers is still garbage with a game on the line.

Predictable. 😃

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/144 "2010-01-11T00:22:49Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> The zebras ignored all the holding on that play. They must have gotten a phone call during haltime ordering them to put the Packers back in this game.

THERE’S the Dio we all know and love.

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/145 "2010-01-11T00:24:04Z")

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> [@cricetus](#):
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> I suspect Diogenes has already composed his swear-laden post blaming it all on the refs for the Packers comeback. He’s just waiting to see what happens before he hits “send.”

> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> The zebras ignored all the holding on that play. They must have gotten a phone call during haltime ordering them to put the Packers back in this game. It won’t matter, though. Warner will take care of business and Rodgers is still garbage with a game on the line.

nuff quoted, though I am astonishingly wrong about the swears.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/146 "2010-01-11T00:24:42Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> The zebras ignored all the holding on that play. They must have gotten a phone call during haltime ordering them to put the Packers back in this game. It won’t matter, though. Warner will take care of business and Rodgers is still garbage with a game on the line.

Is it possible to be a caricature of yourself?

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/147 "2010-01-11T00:25:56Z")

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> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#):
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> Is it possible to be a caricature of yourself?

You ask the wrong question in **Dio** ’s case. The question is: can you be a caricature of the caricature of you? 😃  
We need a stop. Sooner or later, they’re gonna stop us.

ETA: Is it just me, or is Hawk looking REALLY slow this game??

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**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/148 "2010-01-11T00:26:45Z")

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> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#):
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> Is it possible to be a caricature of yourself?

Hee. I typed the same thing, then deleted it. What’s the point?

Anyway, as a Giants fan I don’t care who wins this thing. But I’m really glad to see an actual football game here.

Neither of these teams is going to beat the Vikings or the Saints, though, I don’t think.

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/149 "2010-01-11T00:27:31Z")

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Saints, yes. They aren’t that good.

Vikings? No. Not without stepping up the Defense.

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/150 "2010-01-11T00:28:12Z")

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Neither of these teams have the defense to go all the way, that’s for sure.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/151 "2010-01-11T00:28:58Z")

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Damn you Kurt Warner!!

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/152 "2010-01-11T00:29:00Z")

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Warner is like a surgeon, isn’t he?

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/153 "2010-01-11T00:29:16Z")

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But it’s a hell of an entertaining game which is what I’ve been waiting for all weekend!

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/154 "2010-01-11T00:29:47Z")

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Warner is throwing darts out there and his WRs are bringing in everything. I’m not sure if they are just that crisp or if the coaches are calling a perfect game.

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/155 "2010-01-11T00:29:55Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Warner is like a surgeon, isn’t he?

Funny, you weren’t saying anything when Rogers hit the exact same pass play earlier. 😉

DAMN. ☹

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/156 "2010-01-11T00:30:24Z")

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Touchdown, Cards! 😃

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/157 "2010-01-11T00:30:49Z")

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Heh, awesome simulpost.

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/158 "2010-01-11T00:33:44Z")

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Beginning to remind me of a playoff game way back when between Miami and I think the Chargers? [del]If[/del] When the Packers tie this up, it will be 45-45 :eek:

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**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/159 "2010-01-11T00:33:44Z")

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I mean, both quarterbacks are playing very well, but it sure helps that there is just no pass coverage at all.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-wild-card-weekend/523904/160 "2010-01-11T00:34:37Z")

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What’s the highest scoring playoff game ever?

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