# Nibbling on my dentist's ear

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nibbling-on-my-dentists-ear/29485>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 15, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nibbling-on-my-dentists-ear/29485 "2000-08-15T20:30:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nibbling-on-my-dentists-ear/29485/1 "2000-08-15T20:30:30Z")

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Well, actually, the dental assistant. I just got back from the dentist for the second time in a month, and both times I couldn’t help noticing what fantastic ears the dental assistant has. She’s a really nice lady, cute, but not a sexpot type, but when she leans over me to work on my teeth, my eyes are drawn to her ear. It’s small, and cute, and pulled just slightly away from her head by the straps on her mask, and it’s _right there!_ I have an overwealming urge to pull her head down to me and start nibbling on it. Anyone else ever have an sudden fixation on a strangers body part? I have never had any type of ear fetish, but it’s been foremost in my mind for the last two dental visits. Oh, well, it keeps my mind off the drilling!

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**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nibbling-on-my-dentists-ear/29485/2 "2000-08-15T20:37:19Z")

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it sounds like drilling is exactly what’s on your mind

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**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nibbling-on-my-dentists-ear/29485/3 "2000-08-15T23:42:55Z")

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Go for it, stud! I’ms ure you have charmed her with your wonderful masculine wiles the same way you charmed me back in July, so nibble away.

Oh, won’t your wife have a problem with it?

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**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nibbling-on-my-dentists-ear/29485/4 "2000-08-15T23:50:14Z")

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Nice ears are sexy. Tell her she has wonderful ears, next time. It’s guarenteed to make her smile…

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nibbling-on-my-dentists-ear/29485/5 "2000-08-15T23:55:06Z")

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I’ve gotta second what Joey said. Maybe next time she’ll give you extra drugs, too!

[hijack]  
Joey, I love your sig!  
[/hijack]