# Nice grocery-store moment **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2011, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-grocery-store-moment/603496 "2011-11-19T23:03:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MacLir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@MacLir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacLir)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-grocery-store-moment/603496/41 "2011-11-21T18:36:08Z")
The place is rocking to the swinging sounds of Tommy Dorsal. The stage is surrounded by screaming groupers … probably there to see the bass player. (Freely admitted to being plagiarized - can you name where from?) ---
**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-grocery-store-moment/603496/42 "2011-11-21T19:43:05Z")
> [@MacLir](#): > > (Freely admitted to being plagiarized - can you name where from?) Yellow manta ray, my dear Watson. Well, actually, no. ---
**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-grocery-store-moment/603496/43 "2011-11-21T20:01:02Z")
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2011, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-grocery-store-moment/603496/44 "2011-11-21T20:49:01Z")
Wet Dreams. I slipped him a fin. ---
**Author:** ![Jaguars](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaguars/32/5879_2.png) [@Jaguars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaguars)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2011, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-grocery-store-moment/603496/45 "2011-11-21T23:52:32Z")
Oh SDMB, you’ve gurnard done it again! Another thread full of hoki puns. I would tell you all to go to hallibut I’d feel like a right 'eel. Looks like this thread wobegong anywhere soon. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-grocery-store-moment/603496/46 "2011-11-22T00:41:35Z")
Jeez, I’d hake to make this plaice any worse by adding to the puns. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-grocery-store-moment/603496/47 "2011-11-22T03:06:00Z")
Yer a bunch of pikers and probably walleyed ones at that. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-grocery-store-moment/603496/48 "2011-11-22T03:19:09Z")
When you swim in the sea, And an eel bites your knee - It’s a moray… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-grocery-store-moment/603496/49 "2011-11-22T03:54:08Z")
Some of these puns are so roughy that I may just krill myself, maybe by falling on my swordfish ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-grocery-store-moment/603496/50 "2011-11-22T03:59:35Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Wet Dreams. > > I slipped him a fin. Damn, beat me to it. I can supply the artist though. I want to say Kip Addotta or something? ::Googles:: Good grief, there’s a video! [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/6l1GvDWtccI/hqdefault.jpg "Wet Dream - Kip Addotta") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI) ---
**Author:** ![alindallas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@alindallas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alindallas)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-grocery-store-moment/603496/51 "2011-11-22T09:18:21Z")
Gotta renew Norton. I could have skipped this whole thread if I had decent phishing protection. ---
**Author:** ![Wallenstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@Wallenstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallenstein)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-grocery-store-moment/603496/52 "2011-11-22T10:09:04Z")
Good cod almighty, is this thread still going? ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-grocery-store-moment/603496/53 "2011-11-22T14:34:48Z")
Walleye never…! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-grocery-store-moment/603496/54 "2011-11-22T17:07:34Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > Salmon time, and the living is easy… Fish are smokin’, and the catfish are high… ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-grocery-store-moment/603496/55 "2011-11-22T18:10:18Z")
I know a guy who goes after catfish by sticking his hand into holes in the riverbank. He’s a catfish hunter. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-grocery-store-moment/603496.md?page=2)