# Nice hat! What is that, beaver?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-hat-what-is-that-beaver/251710>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 22, 2004, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-hat-what-is-that-beaver/251710 "2004-06-22T22:16:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nice-hat-what-is-that-beaver/251710/21 "2004-06-23T21:17:51Z")

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> [@lissener](#):
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> What’s up with Chuck Norris? Hasn’t he ever looked in the mirror? Doesn’t he have any friends who’d take him aside and gently say, _“Dude, you got roadkill on yo’ haid!”_
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> And what’s the deal with Burt Reynolds? And Charlton Heston? Do these guys all go to the same taxidermist?
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> Who am I missing here?
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> Who are the guys in the next generation who are most likely to put a Daniel Boone hat on their head and call it hair? Nicholas Cage? Colin Ferrel? k.d. lang?

What I don’t understand is why these rich guys don’t go with the hair transplant. Like Ted Danson, for instance. He’s got harvest-worthy hair, yet he continues to wear a piece. Ditto on Burt. And Nick. 😕

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