# Nick Fury = David Hasselhoff **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 29, 2006, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nick-fury-david-hasselhoff/342080 "2006-01-29T15:42:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2006, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nick-fury-david-hasselhoff/342080/1 "2006-01-29T15:42:10Z")
I just watched part of a movie I didn’t know existed. Nick Fury agent of SHEILD starring David Hasselhoff pretty funny. On a Wow that really sucked scale of 1 =bad but not that bad and 10 = Incredible piece of Crap how do you suppose that compared with Dolph Lundgren’s version of the Punisher. It’s been a while since I’ve seen the Dolph Version but I’d guess they were equally awful. both in the 7- 8 range. Real stinkers ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2006, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nick-fury-david-hasselhoff/342080/2 "2006-01-29T21:50:58Z")
But it had David Hasselhoff with an eyepatch. Pirate David Hasselhoff! ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nick-fury-david-hasselhoff/342080/3 "2006-01-30T00:25:02Z")
Yeah, I caught about ten minutes of this one night. Talk about WTF. ---
**Author:** ![Mississippienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mississippienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippienne)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nick-fury-david-hasselhoff/342080/4 "2006-01-30T01:47:07Z")
Yeah, that one was dreadful. Viper was Baron von Strucker’s daughter?! WTF? And they replaced her sexy sleek green outfit with this fugly thing. As far as D-grade Marvel characters to make a live-action appearance go, Werner von Strucker is definitely down there.