# Nicknames for drug effects

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 23, 2026, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872 "2026-07-23T13:18:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/21 "2026-07-23T16:50:54Z")

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The German equivalent is “weiße Mäuse sehen”, “seeing white mice”.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/22 "2026-07-23T16:53:53Z")

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I’ve heard of the “alcohol sweats”. After a pretty heavy night of drinking.

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/23 "2026-07-23T17:21:00Z")

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> [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](#):
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> Another famous sufferer was financier J. Pierpont Morgan

Which is why he was so hostile to having his photo taken.

In this famous example, he is trying to hit the camera man with his cane.

[![](https://i.ibb.co/v4dkmwKY/IMG-2274.jpg) ](https://i.ibb.co/v4dkmwKY/IMG-2274.jpg)

As for the OP, how about the very word “stoned”, used to describe the stupor associated with marijuana? (In more modern times, I’ve heard _blazed_ or _baked_ used as variations)

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/24 "2026-07-23T17:22:37Z")

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> [@Moriarty](#):
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> In more modern times, I’ve heard _blazed_ or _baked_ used as variations

_Fried_. You forgot _fried_.

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/25 "2026-07-23T17:38:13Z")

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> [@mbh](#):
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> If a psychiatrist sedates you with Thorazine, you may walk with “the Vitamin-T Shuffle”.

There’s a great song by Gov’t Mule called _Thorazine Shuffle_. I never knew that the song name was a reference to a specific symptom of the drug. I thought it was just referring to the song style, but I guess it’s a double entendre.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/TlfoIphZPJY/maxresdefault.jpg "Thorazine Shuffle") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlfoIphZPJY)

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**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/26 "2026-07-23T17:48:06Z")

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> [@Moriarty](#):
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> As for the OP, how about the very word “stoned”, used to describe the stupor associated with marijuana?

And stoned was used to describe being drunk before it was commonly used to describe the effects of marijuana.

See “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer” by John Lee Hooker.

> [@John Lee Hooker](#):
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> And I sat there, gettin high, stoned, knocked out

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/QW-JkpFKLZA/maxresdefault.jpg "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW-JkpFKLZA)

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**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/27 "2026-07-23T18:35:37Z")

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> [@HeyHomie](#):
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> Whiskey Dick - the inability to get/sustain an erection due to alcohol use.

AKA Brewer’s Droop.

j

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**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/28 "2026-07-23T18:45:47Z")

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> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> There’s also the German word “Kater” (tomcat) for a hangover, and in my regional dialect “Affe” (monkey) means the same

There’s also an old expression in English, _to have a monkey on one’s back_. The general meaning is to be burdened with a troublesome problem, but there’s also the specific meaning of having an unshakeable addiction.

j

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/29 "2026-07-23T18:47:08Z")

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Being on the Dope means something very different to “the smartest, hippest people on the internet and a few dipsticks”.

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**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/30 "2026-07-23T19:01:49Z")

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> [@Treppenwitz](#):
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> Brewer’s Droop

Dire Straits “Industrial Disease”

> “I’m not surprised to see you here  
> You’ve got smoker’s cough from smoking, brewer’s droop from drinking beer  
> I don’t know how you came to get the Betty Davis’ knees  
> But, worst of all young man you’ve got industrial disease”

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/31 "2026-07-23T19:41:33Z")

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The scientific term for that is “wood killer.”

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**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/32 "2026-07-23T21:00:59Z")

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The lethargy that accompanies being high on cannabis: couch lock.

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**Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/33 "2026-07-23T22:56:24Z")

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A recent one is “Ozympic face” for the effects of drastic weight loss on one’s face.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/34 "2026-07-24T03:33:03Z")

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_Taint-Rot._ That thing where the area between the Anus and Junk goes bad. Seems to be a thing with all these new medications.

I’d rather have the fuckin’ desease!

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**Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/35 "2026-07-24T04:09:56Z")

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I have heard of “crotch rot”, aka “jock itch”.

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**Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/36 "2026-07-24T04:15:19Z")

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> [@Treppenwitz](#):
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> > [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> > There’s also the German word “Kater” (tomcat) for a hangover, and in my regional dialect “Affe” (monkey) means the same
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> There’s also an old expression in English, _to have a monkey on one’s back_. The general meaning is to be burdened with a troublesome problem, but there’s also the specific meaning of having an unshakeable addiction.
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> j

Mahler’s Drinking Song, quite strikingly, had

> Seht dort hinab! Im Mondschein auf den Gräbern  
> hockt eine wildgespenstische Gestalt -  
> Ein Affe ist es! Hört ihr, wie sein Heulen hinausgellt  
> in den süßen Duft des Lebens!

But, allegedly, this is all translated from Chinese…

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**Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/37 "2026-07-24T04:46:55Z")

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Back in St. Louis long ago, I knew this guy. The dad in his family looked exactly like Fred MacMurray. He had three sons. So the friends I hung out with had readymade names for various levels of being stoned. Ernie was the least, then Chip, Robbie, and Mike. “Fred MacMurray” meant you were extremely stoned. “Uncle Charlie” covered everything between unconsciousness and death. The theoretical next level was “Salvador Dalí.”

In Italian, one way to say stoned is _stonato_, which literally means out of tune. It has no relation to the word _stoned,_ but the chance resemblance was enough for it to catch on. The way to say “baked” is _fatto_, literally ‘done’.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2026, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/38 "2026-08-05T01:06:20Z")

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There are equivalent slangs regarding substance induced erectile difficulties in the stimulant world, for instance “party dick” and “crystal dick”, both referring to not being able to get it up caused by overindulgence in methamphetamine, and “coke dick” which meaning is obvious.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2026, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/39 "2026-08-05T02:49:44Z")

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Coke Nose for the deterioration of the nose from constant snorting.

Roid Gut for the protruding belly from steroids or HGH use.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2026, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-for-drug-effects/1031872/40 "2026-08-05T02:54:35Z")

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There were jokes about ED meds with names like “micoxafloppin” even before any of us heard of Viagra.

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