# Nicknames of singers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-of-singers/32519>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 8, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-of-singers/32519 "2000-09-08T17:49:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darqangelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@Darqangelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darqangelle)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-of-singers/32519/1 "2000-09-08T17:49:18Z")

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I need help here, fellow music-lovers.  
(I’m talking beyond psychological–bite thy tongue)

While listening to some Frankie in a pub, somebody mentioned the crooner’s name and how much she liked him. I held up my glass and toasted to “the Chairman of the Board”.

She looked at me, puzzled, as I explained.

But I’d forgotten the nicknames/titles of other performers.

Help me complete this list:

The Chairman of the Board = Frank Sinatra  
The Godfather of Soul = James Brown  
The King = Elvis A Presley  
The King of Pop = Michael Jackson  
The Godfather of Funk(?) = George Clinton  
The Thin White Duke = David Bowie

and is Eric Clapton just “The God of Guitar”? or what?

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**Author:** ![Zarathustra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/898d66/32.png) [@Zarathustra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zarathustra)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-of-singers/32519/2 "2000-09-08T18:10:22Z")

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According Penn, of Penn and Teller, “Iggy Pop is God”. That’s all I can contribute.

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**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-of-singers/32519/3 "2000-09-08T18:13:51Z")

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The Queen of Soul = Aretha Franklin  
Ol’ Blue Eyes = Frank Sinatra  
The Motor City Madman = Ted Nugent  
The Best Legs In Show Business = Tina Turner  
The Hardest Working Man In Show Business = James Brown

Clapton is God

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-of-singers/32519/4 "2000-09-08T18:16:50Z")

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Much as I hate to bring her up, Madonna is the Material Girl.  
I believe Clapton’s nickname is Slowhand. Although I would think God of Guitar would work.  
And I think Prince was once referred to as the Purple One.  
Sorry…I can’t think of more. Good thread, though. 😉

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**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-of-singers/32519/5 "2000-09-08T20:41:03Z")

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The Man in Black = Johnny Cash  
Father of Bluegrass = ummmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Monroe?

ummmmmmmmm

I suck at this game 😃

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**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-of-singers/32519/6 "2000-09-08T20:41:32Z")

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Benny Goodman – King of Swing  
Louis Armstrong – Pops, Satchmo  
Charlie Parker – Bird, Yardbird  
Gordon Sumner – Sting  
John Tesh – Blond Frankenstein

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-of-singers/32519/7 "2000-09-08T20:56:04Z")

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Mel Tormé – the Velvet Fog (a name he hated, BTW)  
Bruce Springsteen – The Boss  
Billy Joel (my fave!) – the Piano Man

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**Author:** ![Darqangelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@Darqangelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darqangelle)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-of-singers/32519/8 "2000-09-09T14:33:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Greg Charles \*  
> **John Tesh – Blond Frankenstein**

_L_

Rick Springfield = No, not “Bruce”…

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**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nicknames-of-singers/32519/9 "2000-09-09T17:27:02Z")

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Robin Zander – The man of 1,000 voices
